I'm giving public notice to all parents who let their spawn run around like crazed psycho monkeys or behave like the spoiled brats they are.

If you don't discipline them, and they encounter me and act in the above mentioned manner, I'm going to discipline them for you.

It's going to look like an accident, but little Mikey or Timmy or Britney or Madison is going to know better (and be a lot more sore I might add).

So please, for the sake of all that's good, please discipline your spawn.

 

I can give my kids a look and they stop whatever they are doing.

There are times I'm correcting them and look so mad...they start up the steps whimpering and I'm laughing.

Not because I'm enjoying it...well maybe a little...but because I love 'em and think they're cute. I wonder if my parents were "faking" their anger with me?

When we leave I've gotten comments about how well behaved they are...hard to hide the smile then...

Oh and beat 'em...sometimes it helps.

 

 

Now that's what I'm talkin' about!

 

Kobi, I got it from Maddox

 

There are no bad kids. Maybe they just need some love and attention and maybe a little psychoanalyzing.

 

I was going to be a teacher out of college. After one semester of 'teaching' courses, I learned I'd have to be a nurse, cop, health inspector, drug sniffer, referee, substitute Father and Mother and know my coursework...

...I decided I'd rather herd goats.

Rebuttals are the same and what you step is the same otherwise goats is a better line of work.

 

And you know what?

"Churched" kids seem to be the worst.

Just thought I'd throw that out there.

 

The airline I fly uses real silverware.



Actual spoons, forks, and knives. They're sharp too. If some brat gets out of hand, I know how to use said implements.

Now even though the utensils are real, I can't say that much for the food. I took this pic on the flight back from N.Y. last month to demonstrate to a friend of mine that the food has gotten so bad that it's unidentifiable.

Can anyone tell what that's supposed to be?

 

Chicken on wild rice

 

Well, that's what they said, but that's not what it tasted like.

It tasted more like cardboard on cardboard, with cardboard on the side.

 

Actually Zaairman, it frightens me that you were able to discern that, especially so quickly.

 

Haha...well it looks just like momma's chicken and rice, only hers is halfway decent. What's my prize? Next food...

 

Too bad. The dessert was actually good. Hot fudge sundae (with french vanilla), whipped cream (NO NUTS), and a decent cup of coffee.



WHAT DIET?!?!?!?!

 

Never had the Chicken & Wild Rice on Continental before....

The meal I really hate is when they heat up those "Cheeseburgers" on a noontime flight. Nothing worse than a "meat product on a sesame seed bun in a cellophane bag that's been nuked and held in a cooler until serving"....

I usually wait until I get to the terminal and grab something at Famous Famiglia....