D'oh! I'm sure after a few cups of 'jo in the morning you'll figure it out. Or a PM with your myspace info would prolly result in a friendy myspunk e-mail. All my F150 brethren seem to be making friends left and right while my punk **** has none.

 

Less you forget I have your phone # and can hunt you down in no time flat.

 

But I don't have a myspace account.

I do have a xanga though. You?

 

What the hell is a xanga?!

 

Nevermind... know I now... whoa... too many at bowling tonight!

 

You have "a" phone number that I happened to be at at the time.

However, I know where you work. And I have access to people with military equipment.

SO THERE!!!!!!

 

Bowling night?!?!?!

I can see it now, D bowling:

 

Pfffttt... I've done so much consulting for AT&T I'll have your life story by the time the sun rises. "a" phone number is all I need. Then I'll call in some favors to the local military bases (Michigan has many and yup, consulted there as well) and we got ourselves a Michigan-Cali full scale war!

...and if you still want that job in 6 months you'll play nice...

...uhg, gotta get up and work for the man, I'm off to sleep off some booze. I think you'd have a great time on our Wednesday night league Kobster!

 

Full scale war with MI ???? Hell, CA has 100,000,000 "undocumented" residents. Our numbers alone will outweigh any weapon!

Bring it on! (I'm afraid I'm going to have to learn to say that in Spanish).

 

True, but they are all too lazy to pick up a weapon...