Another dumb joke, but it's Friday!
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I realize those fights are a joke, but you really should start your own joke thread about them and not mess up this one.
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Originally Posted by bluejay432000
I realize those fights are a joke, but you really should start your own joke thread about them and not mess up this one.
I'm a thread hi jacker! That's what I do. That's my thing.
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Originally Posted by Arctic Cat F7
I'm a thread hi jacker! That's what I do. That's my thing.
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Originally Posted by bluejay432000
I realize those fights are a joke, but you really should start your own joke thread about them and not mess up this one.
A JOKE ?!?!?!
You do realise we aren't talking about wrestling, right?
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Originally Posted by jamzwayne
A JOKE ?!?!?!
You do realise we aren't talking about wrestling, right?
You do realise we aren't talking about wrestling, right?
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Originally Posted by jamzwayne
That's what screwed yesterday up you slacker.
If you leave early, the forum sorda dies.
If you leave early, the forum sorda dies.
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Here's another joke for Friday!
Dear Dr. Phil:
When I retired, I could hardly wait to spend time enjoying my favorite pastime -- bass fishing. I got my own little fishing boat and tried to get Jane to join me, but she just never liked fishing. Finally, one day at the Lake Jacomo Bait & Tackle Shop, I got to talking to Sam, the shop owner who it turned out loves bass fishing as much as I do. We quickly became fishing buddies. As I said, Jane doesn't care about fishing. She not only refuses to join us she always complains that I spend too much time fishing out at Lake Jacamo.
A few weeks ago Sam and I had the best fishing trip ever. Not only did I catch the most beautiful bass you've ever seen, only a few minutes later Sam must have caught his twin brother!
So I took a picture of Sam holding up the two nice bass that we caught. Naturally, they were 'large mouth' bass...and Sam said they are the best and I sure agreed. Much later when I got home, I showed the picture to Jane hoping that maybe she'd get interested. Instead she says she doesn't want me to go fishing at all anymore! And she wants me to sell the boat! I think she just doesn't like to see me enjoying myself. What would you do? Tell the wife to forget it and continue my hobby or quit fishing and sell the boat as she insists?
Thanks, Harold
PS Enclosed is a picture of Sam with the two big wonderful bass we caught .
(here is the link for Sam's picture)
https://www.f150online.com/galleries...122&anum=11893
Dear Fisherman Harold, Get rid of that narrow - minded wife. That's a nice pair of lunker class....bass!
DR. Phil
Have a Great weekend everyone, I'm goin fishin
Dear Dr. Phil:
When I retired, I could hardly wait to spend time enjoying my favorite pastime -- bass fishing. I got my own little fishing boat and tried to get Jane to join me, but she just never liked fishing. Finally, one day at the Lake Jacomo Bait & Tackle Shop, I got to talking to Sam, the shop owner who it turned out loves bass fishing as much as I do. We quickly became fishing buddies. As I said, Jane doesn't care about fishing. She not only refuses to join us she always complains that I spend too much time fishing out at Lake Jacamo.
A few weeks ago Sam and I had the best fishing trip ever. Not only did I catch the most beautiful bass you've ever seen, only a few minutes later Sam must have caught his twin brother!
So I took a picture of Sam holding up the two nice bass that we caught. Naturally, they were 'large mouth' bass...and Sam said they are the best and I sure agreed. Much later when I got home, I showed the picture to Jane hoping that maybe she'd get interested. Instead she says she doesn't want me to go fishing at all anymore! And she wants me to sell the boat! I think she just doesn't like to see me enjoying myself. What would you do? Tell the wife to forget it and continue my hobby or quit fishing and sell the boat as she insists?
Thanks, Harold
PS Enclosed is a picture of Sam with the two big wonderful bass we caught .
(here is the link for Sam's picture)
https://www.f150online.com/galleries...122&anum=11893
Dear Fisherman Harold, Get rid of that narrow - minded wife. That's a nice pair of lunker class....bass!
DR. Phil
Have a Great weekend everyone, I'm goin fishin
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From: Burleson, Texas
Originally Posted by bluejay432000
Enis Had A *****
Three third graders, a Jewish kid, an Italian kid and a Hillbilly kid are on the playground at recess.
The Jewish kid suggests that they play a new game. "Lets see who has the largest *****," he says.
"Okay." They all agree.
The Jewish kid pulls down his zipper and whips it out.
"That's nothing," says the Italian kid. He whips his out. His is a couple of inches longer.
Now not to be outdone, the Hillbilly kid whips his out. It is by far the biggest, dwarfing the other two in both length and girth.
The Jewish and Italian kid are stunned and amazed. "Wow that thing is huge!" they exclaim.
That night, eating dinner at home, the Hillbilly kid's mother asks him what he did at school today.
"Oh, we worked on a science project, had a math test and read out loud from a new book ... and during recess, my friends and I played 'Let's see who has the largest *****."
"What kind of game is that, Enis?" says the mother.
"Well, me, Sidney and Anthony each pulled out our cranks, and I had the biggest! The other kids say its because I'm a Hillbilly. Is that true, Mom?"
The Mom replies, "No, Honey. It's because you're twenty-three."
Three third graders, a Jewish kid, an Italian kid and a Hillbilly kid are on the playground at recess.
The Jewish kid suggests that they play a new game. "Lets see who has the largest *****," he says.
"Okay." They all agree.
The Jewish kid pulls down his zipper and whips it out.
"That's nothing," says the Italian kid. He whips his out. His is a couple of inches longer.
Now not to be outdone, the Hillbilly kid whips his out. It is by far the biggest, dwarfing the other two in both length and girth.
The Jewish and Italian kid are stunned and amazed. "Wow that thing is huge!" they exclaim.
That night, eating dinner at home, the Hillbilly kid's mother asks him what he did at school today.
"Oh, we worked on a science project, had a math test and read out loud from a new book ... and during recess, my friends and I played 'Let's see who has the largest *****."
"What kind of game is that, Enis?" says the mother.
"Well, me, Sidney and Anthony each pulled out our cranks, and I had the biggest! The other kids say its because I'm a Hillbilly. Is that true, Mom?"
The Mom replies, "No, Honey. It's because you're twenty-three."
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Originally Posted by Arctic Cat F7
I sure would like to go fishing with Sam. Good lord. 
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From: Vancouver
Originally Posted by Budha05STX
That joke/pic(s) has been around for some time now. From what I've heard that bikini is photochopped or there are two pics of her, one with and one without the bikini.
OK That does it.... now I just have to google sam the naked bass fisherman.
edited to add.
not a good search....:o ....
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Originally Posted by silversvt04
OK That does it.... now I just have to google sam the naked bass fisherman.
edited to add.
not a good search....:o ....
edited to add.
not a good search....:o ....
I have the w/o one, but it has the goodies covered up.