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Old Sep 1, 2006 | 07:28 AM
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1955

The young, attractive blonde could not help but notice all the hash marks on the Marine Sargeant's sleeve.

"It looks like you've seen a lot of action, big fella" she remarked, and the rugged veteran acknowledged that it might be so.

Her breath almost taken from her heaving bosom, she next asked: "I know I shouldn't talk this way, but how long has it been since you were with a woman?" "1955", he slowly replied.

She immediately lost control, grabbed his hand and drug him off to a coat room, where he did what comes naturally to all Marines and left her satiated, satisfied, and totally worn out.

"You haven't forgotten much since 1955!" she exclaimed. The Marine looked at his watch, and replied "Ma'am, I should hope not...it's only 2130 now!"
 
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Old Sep 1, 2006 | 09:51 AM
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Old Sep 1, 2006 | 01:05 PM
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WOW! Didn't see that one comin at all...

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Old Sep 1, 2006 | 01:14 PM
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Did you just tell a funny Bobby Boucher? HAHAHA...Good one.

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Old Sep 1, 2006 | 04:39 PM
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Thats good.
 
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Old Sep 2, 2006 | 02:42 AM
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