Polar bear genitals shrinking

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Old Aug 24, 2006 | 09:09 AM
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Polar bear genitals shrinking

That sucks, I just figured they were cold.

Polar Bear Nuggets
The icecap may not be the only thing shrinking in the Arctic. The genitals of polar bears in east Greenland are apparently dwindling in size due to industrial pollutants.
 
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Old Aug 24, 2006 | 10:14 AM
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Now I wonder...

Who wakes up one day, and decides to go get a job measuring Polar Bear jewels?
 
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Old Aug 24, 2006 | 01:11 PM
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Who wakes up one day, and decides to go get a job measuring Polar Bear jewels?
i think that is the next job in line after you are "repost" reporter on an internet site.
 
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Old Aug 24, 2006 | 01:11 PM
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Originally Posted by BROTHERDAVE
i think that is the next job in line after you are "repost" reporter on an internet site.
ROFLMAO
 
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Old Aug 24, 2006 | 01:18 PM
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"The good news, Mr. Smith, is that we've decided to support you with an assistantship while you're in graduate school. The bad news is that we're starting this polar bear study..."
 
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Old Aug 25, 2006 | 02:56 AM
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"This is Mr. Smith, he's our resident expert on Bear *****. . ."

Good grief
 
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