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Old Aug 23, 2006 | 03:14 PM
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I'm wondering who will get it.
Way too subtle for this gang.
Almost unfair when the very sentence subject claims otherwise.

It could have been written by Karl Rove, his mind works like that.
 
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Old Aug 23, 2006 | 03:23 PM
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Now THAT is one of the funniest things I've read in a while!
Funnier than global warming?? Hmmm....I'm crushed


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Old Aug 23, 2006 | 03:26 PM
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Originally Posted by BREWDUDE
Funnier than global warming?? Hmmm....I'm crushed


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Well, The Global Warming thing has been beat to hell and back.

Imagine a Bumble Bee with a towel on his head (Al Queda) ramming him/her self into Kobi's window and breaking it.

That vision (it's a cartoon bumble bee with a big nose) still cracks me up.
 
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Old Aug 23, 2006 | 03:29 PM
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Originally Posted by jamzwayne
Well, The Global Warming thing has been beat to hell and back.

Imagine a Bumble Bee with a towel on his head (Al Queda) ramming him/her self into Kobi's window and breaking it.

That vision (it's a cartoon bumble bee with a big nose) still cracks me up.

Well now that I have that vision in my head...I guess it is pretty funny


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Old Aug 23, 2006 | 03:30 PM
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Originally Posted by BREWDUDE
Well now that I have that vision in my head...I guess it is pretty funny


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not really.
 
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Old Aug 23, 2006 | 03:31 PM
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Originally Posted by kobiashi
I feel like Mattineer.
But do you look like him?

Only these other 3 really know.

 
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Old Aug 23, 2006 | 03:32 PM
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BTW, I saw it, but I thought he was saying, its a Mattineer type post, but accept that he would not butcher the English as one Matt would.
 
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Old Aug 23, 2006 | 03:40 PM
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Originally Posted by 1969Mach
But do you look like him?

Only these other 3 really know.

The only thing you know for sure about kobi is he's a white guy that doesn't dress for dinner.

I saw all four of them because they came into my
restaraunt and I could not believe my eyes.

I know something else they don't know.
They have all eaten goat.
 

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Old Aug 23, 2006 | 03:40 PM
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Originally Posted by Raoul
Way too subtle for this gang.
Almost unfair when the very sentence subject claims otherwise.

It could have been written by Karl Rove, his mind works like that.
Now now. give credit where credit is due...i got it
 
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Old Aug 23, 2006 | 03:56 PM
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I've had that happen before, but it was a double-pane Anderson window that's right beside of my computer desk. I was just sitting there and BAM! I thought someone was shooting at me.

What caused it was pressure settling on the window sills from a new wall that had been put up. A drunk driver ran through our downstairs den.
 
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Old Aug 23, 2006 | 04:01 PM
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Originally Posted by Peacemaker
I've had that happen before, but it was a double-pane Anderson window that's right beside of my computer desk. I was just sitting there and BAM! I thought someone was shooting at me.

What caused it was pressure settling on the window sills from a new wall that had been put up. A drunk driver ran through our downstairs den.

Settling!

I knew it.
 
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Old Aug 23, 2006 | 04:11 PM
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Well here in these parts we build wider, not upwards. Heck I don't know why, but schools, malls, hospitals large buildings are all like 3 miles long around here. Of course nothings very large here either and not really crowded. Although you should come to Jonesboro (about 10 miles from Paragould and getting closer by the minute) at Christmas time, there's some pretty crappy amounts of traffic around. It's weird, town gets more crowded every year at Christmas, and then it's like people don't go away after Christmas. It's the yearly cycle of population increase. The bad part is they (city officials) aren't doing anything about taking care of the extra traffic either.

Kinda strange that our part of the world would be growing so quickly too. I guess it's because you go anywhere else in Eastern Arkansas and there is absolutely nothing but slums and ghettos and occasionally a farmer will have a really nice house.

Never been higher than about 10 stories myself. Never even been in an airplane. I like being close to the ground.
 
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Old Aug 23, 2006 | 05:34 PM
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I feel like Mattineer too


although I'm very Interested on how those windows broke like that! I'd be freaking out if I'm laying in bed and my windows start to burst out on me!
 
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Old Aug 23, 2006 | 05:35 PM
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Originally Posted by mountaineer02v8
I feel like Mattineer too


although I'm very Interested on how those windows broke like that! I'd be freaking out if I'm laying in bed and my windows start to burst out on me!
But, you should feel like Mattineer, he shouldn't.
 
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Old Aug 23, 2006 | 05:37 PM
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Originally Posted by bluejay432000
But, you should feel like Mattineer, he shouldn't.
Thanks for clarifying that for us old man.
 
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