A man came home screeching his car into the driveway and ran into the house. He slammed the door and shouted at the top of his lungs, "Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery!" The wife said, "Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?" "Doesn't matter," he said. "Just get the hell out!"

 

Wait for it..................

 

Sorry Jamz; I tried and tried but couldnt find the repost.

 

Whaat? I thought it was kinda funny. Damn this is a tough crowd.

 

DAM IT ! ! !

Oh well.

 

YESSSSS!!! I beat the great UC!

 

it's funny, you just have to remember they are assclowns.

 

Or asshats.

It's funny, but it would have been funnier if the woman won the lottery.

 

Yeah it was funny, but I swear it was posted before.

I told my wife that joke, and she didnt think it was very funny. I don't get that.

 

You should have her get on here with us Jamz so we can work on her sense of humor.

 

 

Holy smokes....I haven't seen that in a looong time.

So, do you agree that this is a repost?

 

No, I agree that is sucks. The DMK applies to pointless drivel & other stuff...

 

al-l-l-l-l-righty then.

 

Jerk!