hey all,

Finally got around to making a photo gallery for myself, go check it out if yer bored and lemme know what you think! (not about me or any derogatory comments about my appearance, or the cowboy hat, keep them to yourselves )

Oh ya, I even went as far as to put captions and descriptions for each of the photos, i think i deserve an "A" for effort!

EDIT: Wait, why is the little camera not showing up???
EDIT 2: Nevermind, I figured it out. and if its not working, the gallery is the same as my username.

Enjoy!

Tanner

 

Looks that all my thoughts about Canadians were just validated.

 

All of'em? Good grief, UC. Now what does that say about Coloradians?

 

NIIIICE.

 

That a Coloradan has better use of the English language than a Texian.

 

A man took a trip around the United States. Every Sunday, he would stop into a local Church for Sunday services.

While in a Florida Church, he noticed a payphone with a sign that said "Talk with God - $1500". The man passed up the chance, and went on with his trip.

While in a Church in Kentucky, he noticed a payphone with a sign that said "Talk with God - $1000". Again, the man passed up the chance, and went on with his trip.

As he entered a Church in Texas, he again noticed a payphone with a sign that read "Talk with God - $750". As before, he passed up the chance, and continued on with his trip.

Now as he entered a Church in Colorado, he saw a payphone that said "Talk with God - 25 Cents". Puzzled, the man went up to the pastor, and asked him why it was so cheap to call God here when is was so expensive everywhere else he had been.

The pastor smiled and said "Your In Colorado now my friend. It's a local call."

 

Haven't you heard?

God Blessed Texas.


I've seen a lot of places
I've been around the world
I've seen some pretty faces
Been with some beautiful girls
But after all I've witnessed one thing still amazes me
Just like a miracle you have to see to believe

'Cause God blessed Texas with His own hand
Brought down angels from the promised land
Gave 'em a place where they could dance
If you wanna see heaven brother here's your chance
I've been sent to spread the message
God blessed Texas

First He lit sunshine
Then He made the waters deep
Then He gave us moonlight
For all the world to see
Well everybody knows that the Lord works in mysterious ways
He took a rest then on the very next day

God blessed Texas with His own hand
Brought down angels from the promised land
Gave 'em a place where they could dance
If you wanna see heaven brother here's your chance
I've been sent to spread the message
God blessed Texas

God blessed Texas with His own hand
Brought down angels from the promised land
Gave 'em a place where they could dance
If you wanna see heaven brother here's your chance
Well I've been sent to spread the message
God blessed Texas

Well I've been sent to spread the message
God blessed Texas
Well I've been sent to spread the message
Mmm...God blessed Texas

 

I think Texas is even mentioned in the Bible.



It was called the "Wilderness" . Remember, the promised land was to the NorthWest of the wilderness.

 

funny stuff!

 

I have nothing to say to that.

DAMN YOU MACH ! ! !

 

What's that supposed to mean? Is that a good thing or bad thing??

 

It's a "UC post" ... you do the math.

 

 

Thats funny. Have you seen that commercial lately for Arbys? It pokes fun of people like you who say "You do the math" when there is no math involved.