A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:
Officer: May I see your driver's license?
Driver: I don't have one. It was revoked when I got my 5th DWI.
Officer: May I see the registration for this vehicle?
Driver: It's not my car. I stole it.
Officer: The car is stolen?
Driver: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the registration in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.
Officer: There's a gun in the glove box?
Driver: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk.
Officer: There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!?
Driver: Yes, sir.
Hearing this, the officer immediately called his Captain. The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the Captain approached the driver to handle the tense situation:
Captain: Sir, can I see your license?
Driver: Sure. Here it is. It was valid.
Captain: Whose car is this?
Driver: It's mine, officer. Here's the registration. The driver owned the car.
Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun in it?
Driver: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it. Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.
Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said there's a body in it.
Driver: No problem. Trunk is opened; no body.
Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glovebox, and that there was a dead body in the trunk.
Driver: Yeah, I'll bet the lying s.o.b. told you I was speeding, too!

 

Crying and cleavage.

 

Not if you are are any of the first 3 pics you posted.

 

I like that one better.

 

The cleavage will buy you a ticket 90% of the time. A cop would have to be cro magnon stupid to let a nice rack make him lose sight of why he pulled over some chick in the first place.

Here's some info on the subject you might find interesting:

http://ehowa.com/mythoughts/nospeeding.shtml

www.ehowa.com is a great site run by a former USAF NCO. THE SITE IS NOT WORK SAFE!!

KC-10 FE out...

 

I can probably pull off the crying, I dont think I can squish my man-boobies together good enough for any decent cleavage though....

 

Try the plumbers cleavage. The trooper might swing his bat that way.

 

Simple,

Yes sir
No sir
It wasn't me.

 

And rember when you have been drinking do not ....DO NOT PUKE ON THE COP...


They do not like that.

 

 

Although my sexy plumbers cleavage might delightfully suprise the cop, I, on the other hand, do not like suprises...