Yes my friends now you too can join the fad of piercing your body with big-a$$ fish hooks that will provide an anchor for your body suspension.

Oh yes this is going on all over the country. I have provided a link for those who want to see the.... activity.

I warn you if you are squeamish don’t visit the site.

http://www.suspension.org

 

i was expecting more of an iwas fishing this weekend and ending up catchong myself type of thread

 

this is nothing new. this has been going around now for years that I know of.

 

Here is fishing story.

I go to this little hole that sells fishing gear at the coast. I get the stuff and return to the spot I am going to fish. I decide to scale around this big hill that juts out into the ocean and fish from the other side. I am on this fairly smooth rock face maybe 25 feet above the water. I get half way across it and trouble begins. I am now stuck clinging onto the face and can't continue. I am pondering my predicament when I lose it-- Then a$$ over tea kettle down the face I go! I wind up flying into the ocean with my gear and all.

I now see, about half a mile out, people standing up in their boat looking at me. Apparently they have fully witnessed the stupidity and are pondering coming to aid. Then they see I am alive and go back to their business.

I am now bleeding good from both my legs and arms from the fall. I go back to the little hole (that I just left maybe 20 minutes before) to get first aid supplies. The guy there is astonished at my change of condition and just shakes his head in disbelief.

 

Are you Russian?

Just kidding.

That's not really a fishing story. No fishing actually took place. It's more of a "Check out the effects of gravity coupled with clumsiness" story.

As for the suspension thing, it was already discussed among The Four™ during the Lunch With Kobi™ meeting (along with piercing/self mutilation/cutting/tattoo/other general forms of self-expression). Yes, we covered just about everything in our two and a half hours, philosophy, psychology, automotive sciences, the arts, culinary delights, travel, computers, women, and fart jokes.

 

A fart is just a turd honking for the right of way.


A Belch is but a gust of wind
That cometh from the Heart,
But should it take a downward trend,
Turneth into a Fart


Laugh and the world laughs with you; fart and they'll stop laughing.

Confucius say, "Man who fart in church sit in own pew."




I could do this all day!
Fart Jokes = A crappy comedy act but everybody does it.

 

Calm down.