To ride a bus I'd have to catch a ride 45 miles, ride the bus, then catch another ride 45 miles back to town and get to where I was going.

No busses here, no subways either (besides the sandwhich chain). Only way to pay to get around here is by taxi. Done it once, cost me $20 to go 11 miles..... They charge mileage both ways to go outside of the city limits, so 1 round trip = 2 trips! SOB who knew?!?! Not I... :o

 

They just put in public transportation in Jonesboro, AR. Its funny, you see a big ol van hauling 2 people and they call that efficient. Just a small town trying to be a big one.

 

Yeah, and not by coincidence 2000 was when Steve changed my member status.

I've been trying to buy new for six years, when I sign the contract the finance manager says,
"Wait a minute. Are you the Raoul of F150online?"

 

Yeah, ain't fame a bitch?

Back a couple years ago when I was an intern (before I realised being a psycologist wasn't for me) my patients were mysteriously cancelling appointments and never returning. Finally one told me what it was about:

"Aren't you Kobi on the F150online site?"

"Yeah"

"Well, why should I pay you for your time when I can read Just Ask Kobi instead?"

"DAMN!"