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Old Jul 25, 2006 | 03:33 PM
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Originally Posted by wstahlm80
Kill their parents....grind their meat up and serve the meat as chili to them.....then you can lick the tears of your defeated enemies.....


GOD I LOVED THAT EPISODE.....
 
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Old Jul 25, 2006 | 04:25 PM
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jack up the rear axle and put it on stands or block so the wheels are still just touching the ground. its hilarious watching them try to drive away and figure out whats wrong.

the zip tie trick is good because we do it all the time at work.

someone also had a sticker "Flash your lights for gay rights" put on their truck.
 
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Old Jul 25, 2006 | 07:15 PM
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I once worked with a chick whose husband was a cop and she hooked me up with a bunch of those stickers the cops put on abandoned cars on the highways.

The first time I used one was on a roommate's old beat up Chevelle in the company parking lot. I put it in the driver's line of sight so it took him an hour to scrape it off, as most of the employees were watching him out of the windows. He thought it was real so he left the car at home at caught a ride with another buddy and the neighbors called the cops because that POS was sitting at the curb, so the cops tagged him with a real one.

The next time was with another coworker who had a lunch date with some chick, so I tagged his car in the driver's line of sight. It took him half an hour during the Texas summer heat to scrape it off and went to the date all sweaty. Plus the streets were being worked on and the adhesive picked up dust and left a rectangle on his windshied.
 
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Old Oct 12, 2006 | 02:44 PM
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Originally Posted by hard worker
let the air out of his tires
After you let the air out, use a valve core tool and remove the core so they have to hitch a ride to the parts store, buy the new cores, forget they too need a tool, drive back to the truck, then think AWWW SH!&.

My personal best prank was the three 50# bags of red millet seed I dumped into the sunroof of my a$$ho!e co-workers Chevy. Red millet for those who have never seen it is the size of the head of a pin and goes into every nook in the vehicle. Also, when you leave the windows down on a hot day, the birds have a banquet in your truck.
 
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Old Oct 12, 2006 | 03:08 PM
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My wife's youngest brother had a heavy and hot date planned for after school. We put a sack of fishmeal in the back seat and covered it with a blanket. The car sat in the hot sun all day while they were at class.
 
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Old Oct 12, 2006 | 03:31 PM
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Not near as bad as putting a bit of sardine oil on the exhaust manifold.
 
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Old Oct 12, 2006 | 03:38 PM
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Can't really remember. I'm gettin' old and it was about 30 years ago.
 
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