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Old Jul 22, 2006 | 02:57 AM
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Talking Friday Funny

Scenario:

You are driving in a car at a constant speed.
On your left side is a valley and on your right
side is a fire engine traveling at the same speed
as you are.

In front of you is a galloping pig which is the same
size as your car and you cannot overtake it.
Behind you is a helicopter flying at ground level.

Both the giant pig and the helicopter are also
traveling at the same speed as you. What must
you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous
situation?











Answer................

Get off the children's Merry Go Round, you're drunk
 
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Old Jul 22, 2006 | 07:05 AM
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good one WMR, and yes the air and space museum should be empty
 
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