Fight Club.

"Now listen up, you primitive screwheads. See this? This... is my boomstick! The 12-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You GOT that?"

 

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"Son, you got a panty on your head."

 

Raising Arizona, they play it on comedy central every other week

try this one
"That's because that f*in' girl had issues with the bathtub and the other thing. Now float me a hundred bucks. "

 

"Made"



___"You know women, mate. Like monkeys, they are - won't let go of one branch until they've got hold of the next."___

 

here's one for all the teen flick fans


"since you aren't going with beth anymore would you mind if i dated her?"

 

"I'm your Huckleberry."

 

Napoleon Dynamite
Slingblade???



And my quote:

The snozberries taste like snozberries.

 

"I'm one good lookin' son of a b!tch" ~ Pearl Harbor

 

Hey dog...did you see the size of that chicken?

 

Tombstone


'SHE TURNED ME INTO A NEWT!"

 

I thought the Rocky Mountains would be a little rockier than this. That John Denver is full of **** man!

 

Dumb and Dumber.

Hey, how you guys doin'? Big Gulps eh? Welp, see ya later.

 

What's the soup du jure? It's the soup of the day. MMM sounds good. I'll have that.

 

Pullover!

No, it's a cardigan but thanks for noticing.

 

Should've been easy.