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Old Jul 20, 2006 | 12:26 PM
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We found an amazing new Mac' ride we wanted to share with you - Sharon’s totally customized 2004 Cadillac Escalade. It's affectionately called "Baby Phat" because the interior was pieced together with over 40 carefully stitched together Baby Phat handbags.

What makes this car especially sweet is the Mac mini powered DJ Console and 30" BenQ LCD display in the tailgate. DJs can crank out the tunes with its ginormous audio system, but they can also mix, scratch, and cut with MP3s (stored on the Mac mini's hard drive). The mini also plays DVDs, powers iTunes, and runs iPhoto slideshows of the Escalade being built. Other fun stuff inside includes televisions mounted in the headrests, three 15" Audiobahn Eternal subwoofers, and an Xbox.

If I had the money, Troy would be the man!!!!

http://www.radrides.com/home.php

TC
 
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Old Jul 20, 2006 | 12:36 PM
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We found an amazing new Mac' ride we wanted to share with you - Sharon’s totally customized 2004 Cadillac Escalade. It's affectionately called "Baby Phat" because the interior was pieced together with over 40 carefully stitched together Baby Phat handbags.

What makes this car especially sweet is the Mac mini powered DJ Console and 30" BenQ LCD display in the tailgate. DJs can crank out the tunes with its ginormous audio system, but they can also mix, scratch, and cut with MP3s (stored on the Mac mini's hard drive). The mini also plays DVDs, powers iTunes, and runs iPhoto slideshows of the Escalade being built. Other fun stuff inside includes televisions mounted in the headrests, three 15" Audiobahn Eternal subwoofers, and an Xbox.

If I had the money, Troy would be the man!!!!

http://www.radrides.com/home.php

TC
Damn, well- there goes my BabyPhat, big b00ty correllation...

Probably some skinny chick, with no rump...

Not interested...
 
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Old Jul 20, 2006 | 12:42 PM
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Hey Hersh, I liky the round bottom as well.

In my best Martin Lawrence:

"KERRRRRR - PLOWWWWWW"
 
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Old Jul 20, 2006 | 12:42 PM
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You forgot ugly Hersh.
 
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Old Jul 20, 2006 | 01:04 PM
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You forgot ugly Hersh.
Huh?

Oh well, where I'm from- you can still be "fine" and have an ugly face.

I'd prefer a girl with a killer-body (10) and a less than cute face (3). Over a beautiful girl (10) with a flat body (3).

So, there may still be hope!

City folks: Fine = Pretty, Cute, etc...

Country Folks: Fine = Nice body, very nice body, unbelieveably nice body.
 
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Old Jul 20, 2006 | 01:08 PM
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Looks like I'm country then. Oh well, tell me something I didn't already know. Where I'm from, if somebody is "fine", it's more like they're daaaaaaaayum hot And you said skinny chick with no rump. I said you forgot to mention that she was probably ugly too.
 
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Old Jul 20, 2006 | 01:15 PM
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Originally Posted by Bighersh
Huh?

Oh well, where I'm from- you can still be "fine" and have an ugly face.

I'd prefer a girl with a killer-body (10) and a less than cute face (3). Over a beautiful girl (10) with a flat body (3).

So, there may still be hope!

City folks: Fine = Pretty, Cute, etc...

Country Folks: Fine = Nice body, very nice body, unbelieveably nice body.

I think you've got that all wrong...


City folks: Fine = Pretty, Cute, etc...

Me! Fine = Nice body, very nice body, unbelieveably nice body

Nice body, very nice body, unbelieveably nice body = no ghetto booty, flat abs, looooooooooooong legs and a nice C cup.

Country Folks: Fine = can throw a bail of hay, wrassle a calf, drive a tractor, pee further than me, chews Redman, drinks cheap beer AND Nice body, very nice body, unbelieveably nice body!
 
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Old Jul 20, 2006 | 01:19 PM
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Originally Posted by closer9

Country Folks: Fine = can throw a bail of hay, wrassle a calf, drive a tractor, pee further than me, chews Redman, drinks cheap beer AND Nice body, very nice body, unbelieveably nice body!
Except for the Redman part,

EDIT: Well, and the cheap horse **** beer (Natty, Mil Best, etc.). Gotta have SOME class.
 
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Old Jul 20, 2006 | 01:28 PM
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Hey now, my wife drinks cheap beer. Oh wait, I live in the country - born and raised. Village of Crosby, PA population - 257.

Go Hubbers!!!
 
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Old Jul 20, 2006 | 01:33 PM
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Ok, who has drank Blatz??

Absolutely the worst tasting beer I have ever had.

Anyone had Mickey's? Remember the big mouth green barrel bottles with the pull tab tops that could cut a small cow in half they were so sharp. Many a bloody drunken night at Slippery Rock U.
 
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Old Jul 20, 2006 | 01:40 PM
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Originally Posted by closer9
no ghetto booty, flat abs, looooooooooooong legs and a nice C cup.
That's cool too, but man- don't knock "GB" until you've tried it.
Once you've seen that pop out of a set of hip huggers, and it doesn't sag, you'll never be the same again...

And, as far as cups, I know "C" is a passing grade in high school, but it's more fun with "D's" .
 
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Old Jul 20, 2006 | 01:41 PM
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I'm with Hersh, I won't pass up a Butter Face chick either.

Yea, you know the ones I'm talking about, everything is F.I.N.E..... but her face.

"Come here butter face.... grind with me."
 
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Old Jul 20, 2006 | 01:46 PM
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Originally Posted by 01 XLT Sport
That's where she got all here cash, the hoe...

Be sure to practice "Safe sex".

 
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Old Jul 20, 2006 | 08:32 PM
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Originally Posted by jamzwayne
Be sure to practice "Safe sex".



Got the knee's bent and everythang........now the safe has definitely got it's *toe hold* on.
 
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Old Dec 18, 2006 | 10:33 PM
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