I'm thinking suicide. You?

 

Well MSNBC is reporting a heart attack but the prospect of Bubba or a bullet I'd choose a bullet for sure.

 

He's already on a jet headed toward an island where JFK and Elvis live.

Dead? Right. How convenient.

Actually, heart attack may be correct. The thought of being the soap retriever boy in jail scared him to death.

 

"Ohhhh Kennie....I seem to have dropped the soap again....be a dear and get it for me..."


Yep bullet...no question.

 

Maybe it wasn't suicide or a heart attack.

Maybe Ken was hunting with the **** Cheney over the holiday.

 

Come on, you can do better than that

 

He has no coffee...cut him some slack

 

Now have coffee.

I stand by that question still.

It was a good one.

k-

 

Drink more coffee...this was a really bad post.

A. It wasn't a question.

B. It sounds like Mattineer typed it.

(I'll omit this from the Kobi portion of my aforementioned word document.)

 

Although not worded as a question, it was a posit of sorts and therefore was subject to debate, therefore in essence it is a question.

You buying this?

Guess I need more coffee. Also, it's been a really, really bad week. I need some serious slack cut to me.

 

After my "Does this sentance [sic] make sense" thread I'm cutting all the slack requested.

but no I ain't buying it....

 

And you shouldn't.

PS, thanks for the slack. I need all I can get these days.

Also need more coffee.

 

He problably paid off the news reporters to fake his death and put it on the news.

 

I'm sure this will probably end up being Halliburton's fault in the end.....

 

Yep, just like they blew up the levees, so they could get the clean-up contract in New Orleans.

Hey, is Haliburton hiring? I want to get rich too!

Not laughing at what happened to Ken, we all gotta die- but I'm not wishing it on anyone. But, no one wants to go to jail, and get introduced to the "Toss-Salad" man.