Kobi,
Is this a relative of yours??

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060704/.../wiener_wars_9





I just noticed that the title to the page is "wiener wars"

 

Do you know where a great place to post this would be? The Nathan's Hot Dog thread!!

 

I think he's my wife's second cousin's brother's sister-in-law's neighbor's grandson. Either that or he's my sister's husband's brother's daughter's father-in-law's middle cousin's son.

He's a disgusting little glutton who can't hold a job so he makes a spectacle of himself eating hot dogs. The sad thing is he made a million and a half dollars last year doing so, and I, with multiple degrees and years of experience as a (classified), only made a fraction of that.

Just goes to show how warped values are in this world.

 

Hey, UC, nobody dialed your number...