UC....I have noticed that your sig now has a quote from your girlfriend indicating that she thinks you are self-absorbed.....

....maybe this is a perfect time for the F150online community to offer an intervention to you......

....not only are you seemingly bannished to sleep on the couch.....your girlfriend seems to not have any respect for you.......

...surely the sex is not that great to stay in this relationship....even if it is.....$20 can get you a nice BJ in Denver........

.....what do ya'll think?.....does UC need an intervention?

 

Actually Friday night I was on my friend's air matress.

 

Lets not be hasty....we need to consider his alternative outlets for his sexual frustration.

He just got the callous on his hands taken care of and he is calming down on the boards.

Maybe a stern woman is what he needs.

 

....maybe......but the dude already drives a PINK truck.......soon the poor b@stard will be wearing bowties to work.........

 

nah no time for that....he's too busy packing her lunch, walking the dog, and warming her car up in the morning to tie a bowtie.

 

I asked her to help walk Mason a couple weeks ago. So far she still only does it 1-2 times a week.

And I've never warmed her car; she won't give me the keys. I did scrape ice last winter though

 

wasn't it her idea to get the dog in the first place?......

 

I don't know. I'm told I'm so self-absorbed I only remember the things I want to and the rest, I just make up.

 

I own the bed (She tell's me the Queen size is too small). It's a house; I own it.

 

UC........What's going on to bring this all up? Need to talk?

 

Yea, that's it.....UC needs to talk.

 

Bill started it. I was simply quoting what that woman told me over the weekend in my sig.

 

OK....Just making sure.

 

Besides; you're from Jersey; you'd probably just tell me the psycho-beast was right.

Note: All the Couch and Friend's air matress situations are a choice of mine. Hard to sleep in tension that thick.

 

Not necessarily. I listen to both sides of the story before I make a comment.

Or I side with the one I know better.