Overheard in the Locker Room at the Country Club...
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Overheard in the Locker Room at the Country Club...
Several men are in the locker room of an upscale golf Country Club. A cell phone on the bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
MAN: "Hello"
WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
MAN: "Yes"
WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
MAN: "Sure, go ahead and buy it if you like it that much."
WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2007 models. I saw one I really liked."
MAN: "How much?"
WOMAN: "I talked them down to $110,000, if I write a check right now!"
MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it to have all the available options."
WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing...the house we looked at last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000 for it"
MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them a written offer of $900,000, and some earnest money. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra $50,000 if it really is what you want, and you think it is worth the price. I want you to be happy"
WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!!"
MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."
Then the man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment...
As he looks around the dressing room, he asks, "By the way, does anyone know who this cellphone belongs to?"
Wasn't sure if it was a duplicate post or not. I tried to search for something like it and came up empty, thought is was funny anyway.
MAN: "Hello"
WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
MAN: "Yes"
WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
MAN: "Sure, go ahead and buy it if you like it that much."
WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2007 models. I saw one I really liked."
MAN: "How much?"
WOMAN: "I talked them down to $110,000, if I write a check right now!"
MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it to have all the available options."
WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing...the house we looked at last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000 for it"
MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them a written offer of $900,000, and some earnest money. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra $50,000 if it really is what you want, and you think it is worth the price. I want you to be happy"
WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!!"
MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."
Then the man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment...
As he looks around the dressing room, he asks, "By the way, does anyone know who this cellphone belongs to?"
Wasn't sure if it was a duplicate post or not. I tried to search for something like it and came up empty, thought is was funny anyway.
