Give Me A Smooch!!
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Give Me A Smooch!!
These little guys are hanging out at the plant with me tonight.
One claims that if the right girl would just kiss him, he could be a prince.
I don't buy it. Of course, a talking toad doesn't seem right anyway!
Man, I'm tired. Goodnight.
One claims that if the right girl would just kiss him, he could be a prince.
I don't buy it. Of course, a talking toad doesn't seem right anyway!
Man, I'm tired. Goodnight.
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WIERD!!!
This joke was just on jokes4all.net
This joke was just on jokes4all.net
A computer programmer happens across a frog in the road. The frog pipes up, "I'm really a beautiful princess and if you kiss me, I'll stay with you for a week". The programmer shrugs his shoulders and puts the frog in his pocket.
A few minutes later, the frog says "OK, OK, if you kiss me, I'll give you great sex for a week". The programmer nods and puts the frog back in his pocket.
A few minutes later, "Turn me back into a princess and I'll give you great sex for a whole year!". The programmer smiles and walks on.
Finally, the frog says, "What's wrong with you? I've promised you great sex for a year from a beautiful princess and you won't even kiss a frog?"
"I'm a programmer," he replies. "I don't have time for sex ... But a talking frog is pretty neat."
A few minutes later, the frog says "OK, OK, if you kiss me, I'll give you great sex for a week". The programmer nods and puts the frog back in his pocket.
A few minutes later, "Turn me back into a princess and I'll give you great sex for a whole year!". The programmer smiles and walks on.
Finally, the frog says, "What's wrong with you? I've promised you great sex for a year from a beautiful princess and you won't even kiss a frog?"
"I'm a programmer," he replies. "I don't have time for sex ... But a talking frog is pretty neat."
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Are toads the bigger ones?
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Reminds me of an old song about frog kissin' can't remember who sings it.
LT, some of the differences between Frogs and Toads. . .Actually Toads are in fact Frogs but we class them differently because of their characteristics.
Frog characteristics:
Bulging eyes
Strong, long, webbed hind feet that are adapted for leaping and swimming
Smooth or slimy skin (generally, frogs tend to like moister environments)
Frogs tend to lay eggs in clusters.
Toad characteristics:
Stubby bodies with short hind legs, Toads hop while Frogs leap
Warty and dry skin (usually preferring dryer climates)
Poison glands behind the eyes
The chest cartilage of toads is different.
Toads tend to lay eggs in long chains.
LT, some of the differences between Frogs and Toads. . .Actually Toads are in fact Frogs but we class them differently because of their characteristics.
Frog characteristics:
Bulging eyes
Strong, long, webbed hind feet that are adapted for leaping and swimming
Smooth or slimy skin (generally, frogs tend to like moister environments)
Frogs tend to lay eggs in clusters.
Toad characteristics:
Stubby bodies with short hind legs, Toads hop while Frogs leap
Warty and dry skin (usually preferring dryer climates)
Poison glands behind the eyes
The chest cartilage of toads is different.
Toads tend to lay eggs in long chains.
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Have you ever seen those funny little ceramic frogs that when you turn them over, they are "anatomically correct", one is a little boy, and one is a little girl.
I have a couple of them somewhere, I could put photo's here, but I don't know how to blur the image, and if I don't RP would probably censor it!
I have a couple of them somewhere, I could put photo's here, but I don't know how to blur the image, and if I don't RP would probably censor it!