A senior citizen in Florida bought a brand new Corvette
convertible. He took off down the road, flooring it to 80
mph and enjoying the wind blowing through what little
hair he had left on his head. "This is great," he thought
as he roared up I-75. He pushed the pedal to the metal
even more. Then he looked in his rear view mirror and
saw a highway patrol trooper behind him, blue lights
flashing and siren blaring. "I can get away from him with
no problem" thought the man and he tromped it some
more and flew down the road at over 100 mph. Then 110,
120 mph. Then he thought, "What am I doing? I'm too old
for this kind of thing." He pulled over to the side of the
road and waited for the trooper to catch up with him.

The trooper pulled in behind the Corvette and walked up
to the man. "Sir," he said, looking at his watch. "My shift
ends in 10 minutes and today is Friday. If you can give me
a reason why you were speeding that I've never heard
before, I'll let you go."

The man looked at the trooper and said, "Years ago my
wife ran off with a Florida State Trooper, and I thought
you were bringing her back"





"Have a good day, Sir," said the Trooper

 

This would not be considered a repost; feel free to post it for the general population.

UC Out

 

Thanks.


[EDIT]
I dont get a sticker or something....maybe a "UC stamp of approval"?

 

WAIT!! You can't post that story, that was me! It was not a Corvette, it was a Cobra kit with a 429CJ.

 

Mornin Jim

 

Morning! I believe you guys got a little rain last week, we are roasting over here.

 

HA!

It sprinkled for about 15 minutes. That's it. The4 ground really didn't even get "wet". That system that was moving south - southeast just looked like it was a bad boy. It was just full of hot air. I was a little upset. We need rain in the worst way. "Powder house dry", that's what my dad says. and it is very dry in our area right now. UC, you think your yard looks bad........

 

 

lord that is lame....back to the drawing board

 

It's worse than lame. Maybe he has been smoking some of that grass in his yard.

 

My artistic talents are not that skilled.
Besides; all my quality photoshop filters are on my home computer.
And no; I did not feel the need to put more than 5 minutes into the thing.

Okay; I'm off to go cry now.

 

Well, I LIKE IT!

...for the simple fact, that I was the first person to get one.

 

At least something good came out of this thread!

 

I'm pretty convinced my 7 year old and MS-Paint could do better

 

Care to put your money where your mouth is???