Living will . . .

Last night, my wife and I were sitting in the living
room, and I said to her, "I never want to live in a vegetative state,
dependent upon some machine, and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens,
just pull the plug."

She got up, unplugged the TV, and threw out my beer.

Bit** . . .

 

haha where did you read that one?

 

got it in an e mail.