"Honey, I'm home and I had a hard day
Pour me a cold one and oh, by the way
Rub my feet, gimme something to eat
Fix me up my favorite treat
Honey, I'm back, my head's killing me
I need to relax and watch TV
Get off the phone-give the dog a bone
Hey! Hey! Honey, I'm home!"

................Shania Twain

 

Rule #1

NEVER practice your burnouts with the truck pointed TOWARDS the house.

Rule #2

MAKE SURE to hook up your "Line Lock" properly.

Lesson #1

You are nowhere NEAR ready to challenge an F150 Lightning!

 

You're still at it!!!!

 

But I'm running out of ideas for now, mebbe someone else can take over.

I didn't mean to hijack his thread, I just couldn't resist when I look at that photograph.

 

Nooooo....I think it's hysterical. Keep going. Come on, you can do it.

 

"PINKS, anyone?"

 

"How about OVERHAULIN ?"

Are ya out there Chip Foose???????

 

"WHEW!!!!!!!!"

YIPPEEEE! METHINKS I just got promoted from a Junior Member to a Member!

 

Yay!!!!!!!!!!

 

It happened on the strip where the road is wide
Two cool shorts standing side-by-side
Yeah, my Supercharged Lightning and an SRT
We're revvin' up our engines and it sounds real mean

Tach it up, tach it up, buddy gonna shut you down...

 

There's a world where I can go and tell my secrets to
In my room, in my room
In this world I lock out all my worries and my fears
In my room, in my room

...another one from the Beach Boys

 

My favorite from them. Keep going. Nite Patrick!

 

Ive actually done the same thing to a 7-11 store in jacksonville Florida.. With no insurance.. That was a treat.

 

UC trades in his Ford for a dudge and drives in to the first person's house who is guilty of a REPOST!! REPOST!!
















Did I mention REPOST??







I wouldn't give you a couple of locked up dogs for a Dodge.

 

The only question I have is:

That thang got a Hemi?