It HAD to be a she. Probably was backing up into garage - NO guy could miss the (still closed) garage doors by THAT much...

OR

She was doing her own oil change for the very first time, didn't know how to use a jack - pulled it forward just a little too far trying to be able to get to the oil drain plug without having to jack the car up...

Easy to rotate the front tires like it is, even change the front brake pads while she is at it.