Donald Rumsfeld came into the Oval Office to brief President Bush on the Iraq war. "I'm afraid I have some bad news," Rumsfeld says. "Three Brazilian soldiers were killed today."

Well, Bush was just overcome with grief. He put his head in his hands, sobbing uncontrollably, and wailed, "Three Brazilian soldiers, three Brazilian soldiers, oh my god, three Brazilian soldiers." He was so distraught that Rumsfeld could see that he would get no more work done and left the office.

When he calmed down a little, Bush turned to Cheney and said, "****, please, please help me out here. Tell me, how many is a brazilian?"

 

Hey Jamz; I found a good place where you can get other people's reaction to that joke. You can thank me later.

https://www.f150online.com/forums/sh...ight=brazilian

 

Look; I even found what you thought of it

 

Way to go UC!

 

I hate you....but at the same time I like you.

 

See now that's funny......Jamz this thread will be funnier than you anticipated.

Nicely done UC.

 

Don't feel bad jamz.
It's a little known fact that I've been here seven years and only know 38 jokes.

 

yea but its all in the time spacing

 

True, for jamz it was 8 months which is kinda sad.
I take a vitamin to help memory but, I can't remember which one it is.

 

I agree...UC is a GAWD.

 

Has anyone ever considered that maybe Jamz didn't tell the right story about what happened at Rudy's. Is it possible that he got his butt whupped, including a lick on the head, so that he has memory lapses? We may have just seen evidence of such. I don't think it is the first time either. Just something to consider.

 

I HAD to add that to my sig. Raoul, you crack me up man.

If you remember what those vitamins are called...let me know. I need all the help I can get.

 

Well lets not get silly....after all he is just a glorified telemarketer

 

Stop; Stop. Next thing you know I'll go home and tell the GF I'm GAWD and be sleeping on the couch again.

I gave her a new computer for her birthday yesterday; I want to savor the gratitude.

 

Fine, she can keep it.
JUST GIVE BACK THE DAMN CD WITH THE VA DATA ON IT!