Things I Hate About Everyone ....
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Things I Hate About Everyone ....
I have 9....can you add to the list?
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
2. People who are willing to get off their *** to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.
3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses!
5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.
6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.
8. When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?
9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?
Ok...there's my nine. I would appreciate input from you guys.
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
2. People who are willing to get off their *** to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.
3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses!
5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.
6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.
8. When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?
9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?
Ok...there's my nine. I would appreciate input from you guys.
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People that ask you a question then do not listen to your answer. If they did not want to know, why did they ask?
People that keep repeating their statements over and over as if you did not get it the first time. makes me wonder who they are trying to convince, me or themselves.
When someone says, truthfully, or honestly before telling me something, it makes me wonder about what they are saying.
People that keep repeating their statements over and over as if you did not get it the first time. makes me wonder who they are trying to convince, me or themselves.
When someone says, truthfully, or honestly before telling me something, it makes me wonder about what they are saying.
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#3
oh crap I...
Do # 2. I'd rather invest the time to find the remote because I can't commit to one channel.
Do #4. Or rather a variation to my kids "Dad where is my ____" "I don't know where did you leave it?"
Do # 2. I'd rather invest the time to find the remote because I can't commit to one channel.
Do #4. Or rather a variation to my kids "Dad where is my ____" "I don't know where did you leave it?"
#6
Originally Posted by mountaineer02v8
Lifes to short to be mad at everyone, be Happy!
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#7
Originally Posted by bluejay432000
Mattineer, if you can be happy, we should all be able to be happy!
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#9
Originally Posted by Stealth
Or completely afraid!
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#11
Originally Posted by bluejay432000
Good point, I got caught up in the "feel good" moment.
#12
Originally Posted by Stealth
Never let your guard down!!!!!!!!!! Especially issues concerning mittenear!!!!!!!!
#13
Originally Posted by mountaineer02v8
haha! You just gotta live life everyday like it's your last! Live it up and be happy!
You got laid last night, huh?
#14
Originally Posted by mountaineer02v8
haha! You just gotta live life everyday like it's your last! Live it up and be happy!
Be happy or drunk, they are quite close to being the same feeling. I think being drunk is sometimes cheaper.