HIt a snake with my windshield
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Originally Posted by mountaineer02v8
finally, a guy here who I can become best freinds with! 
This title "I hit a snake with my window" makes me laugh everytime I read it! lol Thats funny as all heck!
This title "I hit a snake with my window" makes me laugh everytime I read it! lol Thats funny as all heck!
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From: Burleson, Texas
Originally Posted by mountaineer02v8
finally, a guy here who I can become best freinds with!
This title "I hit a snake with my window" makes me laugh everytime I read it! lol Thats funny as all heck!
This title "I hit a snake with my window" makes me laugh everytime I read it! lol Thats funny as all heck!
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Some things in life, you come to regret.
In my life, thankfully, the list is rather short...that bar girl on Okinawa, not taking a couple classes in college more seriously, and maybe that one incident with the State Trooper.
Now, I'm thinking that having posted what I thought was an amusing story on this board was stupider than all those actions combined.
For those of you who want to call me ""Jr" anything, I have two words for you: the first one starts with an "f" and the second is "you".
There's fun, there's funny, and then there's being a ****.
Being too sensitive? Maybe I am. Just took one of my best freinds to the airport...Lt. Col. who is going back for his third tour in the sand. Not only will I miss a valuable coworker and have to cover his case load, but we went on a Patriot Guard ride over the weekend, and I got to see how he really feels about this country...
Don't look for me.
In my life, thankfully, the list is rather short...that bar girl on Okinawa, not taking a couple classes in college more seriously, and maybe that one incident with the State Trooper.
Now, I'm thinking that having posted what I thought was an amusing story on this board was stupider than all those actions combined.
For those of you who want to call me ""Jr" anything, I have two words for you: the first one starts with an "f" and the second is "you".
There's fun, there's funny, and then there's being a ****.
Being too sensitive? Maybe I am. Just took one of my best freinds to the airport...Lt. Col. who is going back for his third tour in the sand. Not only will I miss a valuable coworker and have to cover his case load, but we went on a Patriot Guard ride over the weekend, and I got to see how he really feels about this country...
Don't look for me.
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From: New Jersey
Originally Posted by OnBelay
Some things in life, you come to regret.
In my life, thankfully, the list is rather short...that bar girl on Okinawa, not taking a couple classes in college more seriously, and maybe that one incident with the State Trooper.
Now, I'm thinking that having posted what I thought was an amusing story on this board was stupider than all those actions combined.
For those of you who want to call me ""Jr" anything, I have two words for you: the first one starts with an "f" and the second is "you".
There's fun, there's funny, and then there's being a ****.
Being too sensitive? Maybe I am. Just took one of my best freinds to the airport...Lt. Col. who is going back for his third tour in the sand. Not only will I miss a valuable coworker and have to cover his case load, but we went on a Patriot Guard ride over the weekend, and I got to see how he really feels about this country...
Don't look for me.
In my life, thankfully, the list is rather short...that bar girl on Okinawa, not taking a couple classes in college more seriously, and maybe that one incident with the State Trooper.
Now, I'm thinking that having posted what I thought was an amusing story on this board was stupider than all those actions combined.
For those of you who want to call me ""Jr" anything, I have two words for you: the first one starts with an "f" and the second is "you".
There's fun, there's funny, and then there's being a ****.
Being too sensitive? Maybe I am. Just took one of my best freinds to the airport...Lt. Col. who is going back for his third tour in the sand. Not only will I miss a valuable coworker and have to cover his case load, but we went on a Patriot Guard ride over the weekend, and I got to see how he really feels about this country...
Don't look for me.
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From: Burleson, Texas
Originally Posted by OnBelay
Some things in life, you come to regret.
In my life, thankfully, the list is rather short...that bar girl on Okinawa, not taking a couple classes in college more seriously, and maybe that one incident with the State Trooper.
Now, I'm thinking that having posted what I thought was an amusing story on this board was stupider than all those actions combined.
For those of you who want to call me ""Jr" anything, I have two words for you: the first one starts with an "f" and the second is "you".
There's fun, there's funny, and then there's being a ****.
Being too sensitive? Maybe I am. Just took one of my best freinds to the airport...Lt. Col. who is going back for his third tour in the sand. Not only will I miss a valuable coworker and have to cover his case load, but we went on a Patriot Guard ride over the weekend, and I got to see how he really feels about this country...
Don't look for me.
In my life, thankfully, the list is rather short...that bar girl on Okinawa, not taking a couple classes in college more seriously, and maybe that one incident with the State Trooper.
Now, I'm thinking that having posted what I thought was an amusing story on this board was stupider than all those actions combined.
For those of you who want to call me ""Jr" anything, I have two words for you: the first one starts with an "f" and the second is "you".
There's fun, there's funny, and then there's being a ****.
Being too sensitive? Maybe I am. Just took one of my best freinds to the airport...Lt. Col. who is going back for his third tour in the sand. Not only will I miss a valuable coworker and have to cover his case load, but we went on a Patriot Guard ride over the weekend, and I got to see how he really feels about this country...
Don't look for me.
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From: Yukon, Canada
A snow plow story.
Every day it snowed, this guy would get into his highway snowplow and start doing his job. At a certain point along the Alaska Highway, he would come to this small community. Therein lived a mule. The mule loved to lay on the road. The plow truck driver would ease up to the mule, and push it off the road along with the snow. EVERY time it snowed the procedure was the same, for 3 years.
I never pushed a mule, but I did make a dog fly..............a looooooooong ways. It never chased the snowplow again ...........and it never came back.:santa:
Every day it snowed, this guy would get into his highway snowplow and start doing his job. At a certain point along the Alaska Highway, he would come to this small community. Therein lived a mule. The mule loved to lay on the road. The plow truck driver would ease up to the mule, and push it off the road along with the snow. EVERY time it snowed the procedure was the same, for 3 years.
I never pushed a mule, but I did make a dog fly..............a looooooooong ways. It never chased the snowplow again ...........and it never came back.:santa: