Dallas ATC: "Tower to Saudi Air 911--You are cleared to land eastbound on runway
9R."

Saudi Air: "Thank you Dallas ATC. Acknowledge cleared to land on infidel's
runway 9R - Allah be Praised !!"

Dallas ATC: "Tower to Iran Air 215--You are cleared to land westbound on runway
9R."

Iran Air: "Thank you Dallas ATC. We are cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R.
-Allah is Great !!"

Pause: ................Static............

Saudi Air: "DALLAS ATC! DALLAS ATC!!!"


Dallas ATC: "Go ahead Saudi Air 911?"

Saudi Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFT FOR THE SAME RUNWAY GOING
IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS!!! WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE!!! INSTRUCTIONS
PLEASE!!!

Dallas ATC: "Well bless your hearts. Y'all be careful now and tell Allah 'hey'
for us -- ya hear?."

 

 

Thats awesome

 

perfect