You all know the drill... Judging in 4 days... or whenever I get to it (whichever comes first)...

 

You might be able to fool some people, but my Daddy says your's ain't Castano. Some conditioner couldn't hurt especially up around the shoulders. Blaaaa!

 

Why isn't anyone sitting by us great great great great grandma?

 

"Son let me explain why your last name is Terd"

 

So that's what momma's gonna look like after they staple her stomach

 

Kid... This is what happens when grandma spends too much time in the sun. And as you can see my breasts are hanging over my waist, my skin is wrinkled, but I'm trying to attract a young stud, so go play and leave grandma alone.

 

I heard it thru the grape vine...

 

uh o... I see a definite top finisher in that set already! And, as a reward, I won't post his picture (too often). LOL LOL!

 

someones been out in the sun too long...

...zap!

 

Isn't it a bit warm to be wearing a leather outfit in this weather? It really is warm out here! Look! Its so warm I have cotton mouth.

 

1) Listen sonny, I am only twenty but I drink 3 quarts of JD and smoke 4 packs of cigaretes a day.


2) Lady, .................................................. temp1 beat me to that line...............:o ..........


3) Grandma, tell me again what happened when you licked that toad.

4) Grandma, why does mommy get mad when i dig you up from the cemetery.

 

Granny's homemade suntan lotion didn't do much for blocking the rays but it sure tasted good

 

RockPick's grandmother showing us how that with a jug of Crisco, a few hours in the sun, and a skin graph, you too can easily match your Castrano leather seats in your KR

 

This is what happened to RockPicks wife when he convinced her to let him wetsand, clay, polish, and wax her skin to preserve her natural beauty.

 

Man, she is f'n nasty...