Originally Posted by Raoul

Well it's no secret I'm not from here.
I have no interest in becoming a US citizen.
I am very proud of my country, Uri.
Uri is lush with green vegatation.
All of my countrymen are proud of our Uri nation.
The positive attributes of the Uri nation flow in a steady stream.
Our motto is, 'We are Number One!'
No one and I mean on one walks in front of the Uri nation as they are too scared to do it.

We keep a low profile because of all of your ridiculous laws to subdue the Uri nation in public but, we are out there.
If your shoe or sock is wet or damp, you have no doubt encountered a member of the Uri nation.

Not only your laws keep us down but, the Olympic committee will not add any of the events we propose.
They are scared too, of all the medals we would surely win for distance and accuracy.
Just how good are we you ask?
I will only tell you this, in our entire country we do not have one single Fire Dept.

I guess you can tell I am quite proud of my Uri nation.
I may be returning soon as she may be going to war with neighboring Turdsmania.

We should be able to defeat them.
Their military equipment is manned by a bunch of Turds.

Originally Posted by temp1

So Congress wants to make some more laws when they are not even enforcing the ones we have already (compounding the problem) and sending a signal to other illegal immigrants that its ok to break immigration law. Congress continues to pour new wine into old wineskins.