I know this girl, that was told by her boyfriend. "Your as s is getting big and starting to look like your mother's"

She was not so happy at his revelation. He treats her like crap anyway, and I told her he was crazy it looks just fine. I find it quite amusing, she says it isn't funny, as she laughs with me.

So here is what i need from you guys.

I want to make her up a Big ole Butt cd.

The first song that came to mind as she told me this was Queen's Fat bottom girls. The only other one was the rap type tune, but don't know the name.

So help me out guys, give me a few suggestions, I figure there has to be 10 or 12 big ole butt tunes out there, i just can't think of them.

Thanks

 

I believe you're thinking of 'Baby Got Back' by Sir-Mix-Alot.

Maybe 'Thunder Thighs' by AC/DC??

 

the bum song by tom green.

 

The booty song by tom or bob wilson i can't remember which

 

Some song suggestions. Not all great choons but *** related

*** Like that - Eminem

Ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman - Joe Tex

I see you baby (shakin' that ***) Groove Armarda

Back that *** up - Juvenile

*** Itch - Korn

Butt Town - Iggy Pop

 

http://www.siue.edu/ALESTLE/library/...30.99/top.html

"#10) K.C. and the Sunshine Band, "(Shake, Shake, Shake) Shake Your Booty." Since every one of K.C. and the Sunshine Band's songs was about shaking something on the dance floor, it is only right that this song begins the top 10. Many of the hip hop artists of today should thank K.C. for starting the whole booty-shaking song genre.

#9) Freak Nasty, "Da' Dip." The list wouldn't be complete without this gem. Would you expect a guy named Freak Nasty to be on any other top ten list?

#8) Wreckx-n-Effect, "Rump Shaker." Teddy Riley works his New Jack Swing magic on this track. Although the chorus lyrics, "All I wanna do is put my zoom zoom zoom in the boom boom" were probably not the result of an intense writing session, they were catchy as hell.

#7) Salt-n-Pepa, "Shoop." These ladies make butt worship an equal opportunity affair. Understanding the genetic prerequisites, they'd like "to thank your mother for a butt like that."

#6) E.U. "Da' Butt." This song even created a butt dance and inspired the verbal sparring "[Person's name] got a big ole butt/Uhh hun."

#5) Tag Team, "Whoomp! (There it is)." An infectious chorus that makes it impossible not to sing along is this song's best asset. However, 95 South's "Whoot! There It Is" could easily fill this spot since nearly everyone got these two songs confused.

#4) LL Cool J, "Big Ole Butt." The quintessential man of rap music makes his contribution to butt game. Powered by playful lyrics and that COOL J charm, "Big Ole Butt" lays the groundwork for the late '80s and '90s.

#3) Duice, "Daisy Dukes." Resurrecting some old "Dukes of Hazzard" fashion, these bass happy rappers made all of us look to the girls with the Daisy Dukes on.

#2) 2 in a Room, "Wiggle It." Behind a thumping bass line, these one-hit wonders made their mark on the musical world. Doesn't the world need to simply, "Wiggle it/Just a little bit?" "

 

Chingo Bling - "Missy got a big ol butt"

 

My Humps - Black Eyed Peas (more about whole body than just her rear though)

 

Wierd Al - "I like small butts"

"BABY GOT JACK...."

 

http://www.illwillpress.com/jigg.html NSFW (language)

 

I thought this was 2liveCrew?

One more:
Badonkadonk - Trace Adkins

 

Honky Tonk Badonkadonk by Trace Adkins. I know that it is country, but I think there is a re-mix if you aren't into country music.

 

Well it's classified in the country genre because of the artist, I wouldn't call it country....

 

Yep, them too. I think 2live did a remake of it.

edit: there's also 2live's "too much booty in the pants"

 

If you're hoping to jump in and take the place of the boyfriend, you wont win any points with this CD... she'll pretty much hate you.