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now this is funny
i have to share this video. i am laughing so hard at this..... I'm about crying
http://www.compfused.com/directlink/1302/ some of the site is not work safe.
http://www.compfused.com/directlink/1302/ some of the site is not work safe.
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I worked at a popular club once, three clubs under one roof, all had their entrances in the main lobby.
One was a strip joint, and the owner decided it would be better if it had there own entrance so the lobby door was eliminated. For weeks drunks would run into the wall and then ask us if a door didn't use to be there. We always said no.
One was a strip joint, and the owner decided it would be better if it had there own entrance so the lobby door was eliminated. For weeks drunks would run into the wall and then ask us if a door didn't use to be there. We always said no.
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On kinda the same lines when I worked at Winn-Dixie I caugt a guy shoplifting. Let's see, middle of July, in Louisiana, and wearing a full length trench coat...Nope nothing suspicious there.
So I followed him at a discreet distance and sure enough he shoved about $200 worth of meat in his coat. I hollered for him to stop, and of course he ran. I chased, and as we neared the front, I yelled out to the office girl to turn off the automatic doors. (You should see where this is going...)
Anyway, she turned them off, and he ran smack into them (like a robin into the back window of a Mountaineer) and knocked himself out cold... We dragged him to the back and waited for the police. The first thing he said when he woke up was that we should get the doors checked out, they must not be working.
So I followed him at a discreet distance and sure enough he shoved about $200 worth of meat in his coat. I hollered for him to stop, and of course he ran. I chased, and as we neared the front, I yelled out to the office girl to turn off the automatic doors. (You should see where this is going...)
Anyway, she turned them off, and he ran smack into them (like a robin into the back window of a Mountaineer) and knocked himself out cold... We dragged him to the back and waited for the police. The first thing he said when he woke up was that we should get the doors checked out, they must not be working.
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From: Lost some where in the middle of the Ozark Mountains!
Similar story, when I worked at Ramey's (a regional grocery store chain) during high school. Leaving the store to the produce department, break room, store room areas they had big rubber swinging doors. Well, me being a curios guy wondering how these things always returned to the middle no matter which way they swung I got to looking at them one night. It was a very simple gravity hinge, when the door was opened the door side hinge went up a ramp. When you let go it went down the ramp returning it to closed. One night I wondered what would happen if you interupted this ramp with say one of the plastic ties used to tie the bags in the produce department. Stuck one in and sure enough it wouldn't open, like it was locked! 
So Iput one on each door and pull up a chair to wait for my unsuspecting associates to come thru for break or use the restroom or what ever. First thing... few minutes and one of teh cashiers comes walking back talking to someone not paying attention and runs into the door face first. All I seen was her nose plastered on the plastic window. This is great! So I let her in then she joined me and we waited for the next victim, and the next, and the next. This was a full night of entertainment for us. LMAO still.
So Iput one on each door and pull up a chair to wait for my unsuspecting associates to come thru for break or use the restroom or what ever. First thing... few minutes and one of teh cashiers comes walking back talking to someone not paying attention and runs into the door face first. All I seen was her nose plastered on the plastic window. This is great! So I let her in then she joined me and we waited for the next victim, and the next, and the next. This was a full night of entertainment for us. LMAO still.
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Originally Posted by PSS-Mag
Similar story, when I worked at Ramey's (a regional grocery store chain) during high school. Leaving the store to the produce department, break room, store room areas they had big rubber swinging doors. Well, me being a curios guy wondering how these things always returned to the middle no matter which way they swung I got to looking at them one night. It was a very simple gravity hinge, when the door was opened the door side hinge went up a ramp. When you let go it went down the ramp returning it to closed. One night I wondered what would happen if you interupted this ramp with say one of the plastic ties used to tie the bags in the produce department. Stuck one in and sure enough it wouldn't open, like it was locked! So Iput one on each door and pull up a chair to wait for my unsuspecting associates to come thru for break or use the restroom or what ever. First thing... few minutes and one of teh cashiers comes walking back talking to someone not paying attention and runs into the door face first. All I seen was her nose plastered on the plastic window. This is great! So I let her in then she joined me and we waited for the next victim, and the next, and the next. This was a full night of entertainment for us. LMAO still.
So Iput one on each door and pull up a chair to wait for my unsuspecting associates to come thru for break or use the restroom or what ever. First thing... few minutes and one of teh cashiers comes walking back talking to someone not paying attention and runs into the door face first. All I seen was her nose plastered on the plastic window. This is great! So I let her in then she joined me and we waited for the next victim, and the next, and the next. This was a full night of entertainment for us. LMAO still.You sir, are a sick and cruel man.
your post is worthless with out pictures.My mental imaging has me laughing so hard..LMFAO
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Originally Posted by PSS-Mag
Similar story, when I worked at Ramey's (a regional grocery store chain) during high school. Leaving the store to the produce department, break room, store room areas they had big rubber swinging doors. Well, me being a curios guy wondering how these things always returned to the middle no matter which way they swung I got to looking at them one night. It was a very simple gravity hinge, when the door was opened the door side hinge went up a ramp. When you let go it went down the ramp returning it to closed. One night I wondered what would happen if you interupted this ramp with say one of the plastic ties used to tie the bags in the produce department. Stuck one in and sure enough it wouldn't open, like it was locked! So Iput one on each door and pull up a chair to wait for my unsuspecting associates to come thru for break or use the restroom or what ever. First thing... few minutes and one of teh cashiers comes walking back talking to someone not paying attention and runs into the door face first. All I seen was her nose plastered on the plastic window. This is great! So I let her in then she joined me and we waited for the next victim, and the next, and the next. This was a full night of entertainment for us. LMAO still.
So Iput one on each door and pull up a chair to wait for my unsuspecting associates to come thru for break or use the restroom or what ever. First thing... few minutes and one of teh cashiers comes walking back talking to someone not paying attention and runs into the door face first. All I seen was her nose plastered on the plastic window. This is great! So I let her in then she joined me and we waited for the next victim, and the next, and the next. This was a full night of entertainment for us. LMAO still.
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From: Lost some where in the middle of the Ozark Mountains!
That is by far not the best prank I've ever pulled, nor the best prank while at that store.
Best one at that store involved a glove from a gorilla suit costume around hallowwen, the milk cooler, and randomly selected customers just trying to get thier milk.
I almost got fired over that one.
Wonder why the manager was so glad to fire me when he wouldnt grant me my vacation and I took it anyway. He wasn't so happy when he learned that he had to pay me my work pay plus the vacation time anyway. Thanks to both the union and state law! LMAO
Best one at that store involved a glove from a gorilla suit costume around hallowwen, the milk cooler, and randomly selected customers just trying to get thier milk.
I almost got fired over that one.
Wonder why the manager was so glad to fire me when he wouldnt grant me my vacation and I took it anyway. He wasn't so happy when he learned that he had to pay me my work pay plus the vacation time anyway. Thanks to both the union and state law! LMAO
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Since we're talking workplace pranks,
I think my favorite is when I worked at McD's in HS. We had this Ronald Mcdonald fullsize standup cutout that we used for the B'Day parties. Every once in a while we'd take it and stick it in the freezer with the lights off. You had to walk in the freezer to turn the light on so we'd stick it somewhere you couldn't see it untill it was lit. Then select some unsuspecting newbie employee (preferably girl) to go fetch something out of the freezer. Ahhh, good times there.
I think my favorite is when I worked at McD's in HS. We had this Ronald Mcdonald fullsize standup cutout that we used for the B'Day parties. Every once in a while we'd take it and stick it in the freezer with the lights off. You had to walk in the freezer to turn the light on so we'd stick it somewhere you couldn't see it untill it was lit. Then select some unsuspecting newbie employee (preferably girl) to go fetch something out of the freezer. Ahhh, good times there.
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From: Texas in the heart
I think my favorite is when I worked at McD's in HS. We had this Ronald Mcdonald fullsize standup cutout that we used for the B'Day parties. Every once in a while we'd take it and stick it in the freezer with the lights off. You had to walk in the freezer to turn the light on so we'd stick it somewhere you couldn't see it untill it was lit. Then select some unsuspecting newbie employee (preferably girl) to go fetch something out of the freezer. Ahhh, good times there.
