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Old Mar 25, 2006 | 08:44 PM
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JTDEERE....quick....he's watching a movie. Hopefully it's a scary one. Go over there with a sheet over you and start making boo sounds by his Mountaineer. Then run around the backyard chasing the groundhog and the hulks. He'll think maybe you're a suffer catting ghost come to rid him of his problems. And what a story we'll have for tomorrow.



Just kidding Matt.
 
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Old Mar 25, 2006 | 09:09 PM
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Maybe just put the sheet over his head and suffer cat him, don't kill him though, it wouldn't be the same here.

BTW are the hulks indredible?
 
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Old Mar 25, 2006 | 09:55 PM
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Originally Posted by lovetrucks
JTDEERE....quick....he's watching a movie. Hopefully it's a scary one. Go over there with a sheet over you and start making boo sounds by his Mountaineer. Then run around the backyard chasing the groundhog and the hulks. He'll think maybe you're a suffer catting ghost come to rid him of his problems. And what a story we'll have for tomorrow.



Just kidding Matt.

OMG I got the mental image of that when I read it and my face hurts from laughing so hard. Suffer cating ghost holy sh!%

Have any of you guys(or gals) seen the commercial for Levi's corduroy pants where the badger chases the guy around the hills because of the sound the corduroy pants make when he walks. Every time he talks about that dam ground hog that's the first thing I think of.
 
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Old Mar 25, 2006 | 10:00 PM
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OMG I got the mental image of that when I read it and my face hurts from laughing so hard. Suffer cating ghost holy sh!%

Have any of you guys(or gals) seen the commercial for Levi's corduroy pants where the badger chases the guy around the hills because of the sound the corduroy pants make when he walks. Every time he talks about that dam ground hog that's the first thing I think of.

Yeah I have seen that commercial. It's hysterical. Now I'll think of Mattineer when I see it. Thanks.

I keep picturing Mattineer peeking out of the windows watching the suffer catting ghost and trying to type with one hand on the computer giving us a play by play.
 
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Old Mar 25, 2006 | 10:06 PM
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Originally Posted by lovetrucks
Yeah I have seen that commercial. It's hysterical. Now I'll think of Mattineer when I see it. Thanks.

I keep picturing Mattineer peeking out of the windows watching the suffer catting ghost and trying to type with one hand on the computer giving us a play by play.

Ya and whispering to his roomate at the same time. "that dam suffer catting ghost is in cahoots with the robin I know it"
 
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Old Mar 26, 2006 | 03:32 AM
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Are you kidding me?? No one person could possibly have as many mis-fortunes as Mattie has live past the age of, say, oh 3!! Too funny.

 
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Old Mar 26, 2006 | 11:35 AM
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Originally Posted by lovetrucks
JTDEERE....quick....he's watching a movie.
Too late now, I wasnt home anyway. Maybe next time.

Oh yeah, im still mad at Mattineer cause he called me a "gay cowboy" in another thread.
 
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Old Mar 26, 2006 | 12:19 PM
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holy hilarious- last time i read this thread was page 2 on friday. WOW my jawbone, and sides are aching!! this is great- i needed a pick-me-up this sunday am...
 
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Old Mar 26, 2006 | 12:28 PM
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Originally Posted by JTDEERE
Oh yeah, im still mad at Mattineer cause he called me a "gay cowboy" in another thread.
Oh I was just messing with ya neighbor!


Well, today is now Sunday and I was watching the movie "Independence Day" by myself, and sure enough, the Robin made his appearance again today! He keeps sitting on my back deck now, looks like he looks through the back deck windows and plows his way into the glass again! He lands on the deck, gets back up, 5 minutes later flies into the glass again. Its kind of inoring hearing this crash every 5 minutes trying to watch the movie. The bird crashed into the windows today at least 15 different times. He must be mad I'm parked in the garage!
 
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Old Mar 26, 2006 | 01:18 PM
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He prolly gets inoredevertime he sees you misspell a word and is trying to get in so he can slap you for your ignorance.

Sled...
 
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Old Mar 26, 2006 | 03:50 PM
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Originally Posted by mountaineer02v8
Oh I was just messing with ya neighbor!


Well, today is now Sunday and I was watching the movie "Independence Day" by myself, and sure enough, the Robin made his appearance again today! He keeps sitting on my back deck now, looks like he looks through the back deck windows and plows his way into the glass again! He lands on the deck, gets back up, 5 minutes later flies into the glass again. Its kind of inoring hearing this crash every 5 minutes trying to watch the movie. The bird crashed into the windows today at least 15 different times. He must be mad I'm parked in the garage!

OK, so what you're saying is this same robin that was crashing into your Mountaineer is now crashing into the windows of your house? Be afraid....be very afraid.
 
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Old Mar 26, 2006 | 03:57 PM
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Be very careful Matt. Ever since these guys (In the video link below) showed up, lots of weird stuff has been happening.


http://usatodaytv.feedroom.com/?fr_s...e2a423776e413b


 
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Old Mar 26, 2006 | 03:59 PM
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Originally Posted by Odin's Wrath
Be very careful Matt. Ever since these guys (In the video link below) showed up, lots of weird stuff has been happening.


http://usatodaytv.feedroom.com/?fr_s...e2a423776e413b


OMG....that is perfect!!!!!!
 
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Old Mar 26, 2006 | 04:10 PM
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Originally Posted by lovetrucks
OMG....that is perfect!!!!!!

 
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Old Mar 26, 2006 | 08:22 PM
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I still want to hear from this Katie girl he lives with, on what it is like to live with him. Imagine the stories she could tell.

Come on Mountaineer, get her on here to answer a few questions and maybe tell a story or two of her own.
 
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