THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER

Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion.

"If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds."

Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts.

"How long will this take?" I asked.

"They will grow larger over a period of years," my husband replies.

I stopped. " Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?"

Without missing a beat he says "Worked for your butt, didn't it?"

He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk again.

 

That was great Rosie. Good to hear he is still able to walk also.

Sled...

 

You silly nut.

 

 

You're crazy Rose...


BREW

 

Funny!

 

wait that's a joke....

dang gotta call the wife....

 

Good alternative to paying a doctor though

 

My fiance and I had a similar conversation the other day. She was pretty pissed though, and I haven't seen her since...





Good news though! The doctor says the swelling should start going down within a day or two, and my vision should be back some within a week...

 

Old joke, but a good one

 

 

Funny every time i hear/read it!

good one!

 

I couldnt remember the punch line...

Good joke!

 

Told that joke to the wife about a week ago.

And it's been about a week since..................