I bought the dang thing for me. My wife and kids have taken it over. It is full with Oprah, Trading Spaces, Power Rangers and Max and Ruby.

I Tivo House, 24, The Shield, and Smallville.

Why is it that I have 24 on the top of my Season's pass and dangit for the past three weeks it cuts off 5 minutes early. ARRGGGHHH!!!


Ok I'm done...feel better now.

 

I feel your pain Vader. Maybe someday you'll find where she hid your ***** and everything will be good again.

 

Ahhh yes....the puppies are gone....


Now listen Mr "she's painting so I'm staying away before I say something and get in trouble", I have grown quite accustomed to borrowing my ***** when I need them. She has convinced me that poker night and a doctor's visit is all I really need them for. Besides my jeans fit better now.

Good news...tonight is poker night so bring it...cause tomorrow I wont be able to argue effectively.