OK every one has done something nasty or underhanded
to a brother or sister.


Me, when my sister was around 4 years old I had her convinced that the mailman was her father, Parents were divorced then. So the one day the mailman delivered a parcel to the door. Kid sister screams, lunges and grabs on to his leg in a hug calling him Daddy, Daddy, Daddy...


The other sister I convinced her to lick the garage door **** one winter.

 

My sister was 4 years older than me, so I was on the recieving end. One paticular episode sticks out. When I was about 4 years old, she put me in the dryer and turned it on. Luckily, it was a front loader, the door had it's hinges at the bottom, so after a few minutes, I bounded against it and found my freedom. My parents often say I was never quite right after that....

 

Mere childs play from you two. When my sister was a little less than one I hosed her down with right guard in the face, telling my parents that she stunk and I was taking care of that! A quick trip to the local hospital yielded a large bill to the folks who at the time were poor as dirt. All hail the 4 year olds of the world who are mischievous!

 

I convinced 3 younger brothers and 2 younger sisters plus some neighborhood friends that worms were good. I would trun sideways, tip my head back and drop them on my shoulder to make it look like i was eating them. Soon everybody was eating them. Only one of the neighbor boys caught on to what I was doing and he just played along.

Funniest thing ever to watch a bunch of boys try to choke down a worm and act like it was good becasue everyone else said it was manly.
We told the girls that worms were why Dollay Partons ***** were so big, that it would make thier ***** grow too. Then they really started to gobble them up and didn't seem to mind how disquisting like they thought it was before.

 

Next funniest thing;
It wasn't me but worth sharing; My neighbor convinced his brother to eat a dog tick by telling him it was a grape.

 

I di d the same thing to a friends young daughter, Her eyes went real big, she bolted around the corner of the garage. Came back with more worms.

She became a very smart young lady..

 

I am sure my older sister has stories ... I was always doing something to her...

There was the time we painted the neighbor green (spray paint) because we were playing alien hunt... It was OK until his mom calls him in to get dressed so they could leave to get their family portrait done. I can still hear her scream!!!

 

I have tears running... that was great!

 

lmoa I hit the floor laughing with that one...

 

I have one older sister and 2 younger sisters. While my older sister and I didn't always see eye to eye on everything; mostly her and I ganged up on the two younger ones. We never did anything harmful or brutal that I can recall, just general picking. We grew up in the country with no close neighbors, we pretty much had to stick together or we had no one to play with!

 

I've got a sister that is 22 months older than me, one time when we were about 7 she threw me off the back of the couch and then threw a d cell battery at me that hit my eye. I had a black eye for a few weeks. Another time a few yrs later, we were using a bed as a trampoline and I got thrown off and busted my head open on a steel desk. Had a few stiches from that.

I did get her back about 5 yrs later, we were fighting over something stupid and I cracked a champagne bottle over her head. Took two swings before it broke, man did I get in deep sh*t for that.

 

OH, Great. Now I gotta clean off the monitor!