Yeah, ESOF is for p****ys...

 

I have AWD on this Mountaineer I have. I LOVE it! It never misses a beat ever, never feel when the wheels slip. I can take off like a bat out of hell in snow and rain without missing a beat. I have gone off road just a couple times, and I never came close to being stuck.

I've tried dragging something a while back but didn't have luck. thats when 4WD low comes in handy which obviously AWD doesn't have.

 

Real men drive 4WD vehicles and sissies drive them AWD:

4WD = For Working Dad’s
AWD = All Wussy Daddies

Men that drive AWD vehicles talk funny, they say things like “Looky at my pretty vehicle is has this neato AWD feature to keep me safe, and clean, and pretty…

 

Let me take you on in the snow and rain one day in a race, guess who will win? lol

 

I would because even with 4WD I am not stupid enough to race because I understand that neither 4WD nor AWD will do any better at stopping then any other vehicle.

So while I will sit there reving the motor to get you to go I will sit there and watch you hit the first guard rail, sucker...

 

Nice buddies I have on here

 

Psst... even if he did race he would be in 4wd loc....
He would have atleast 2 wheels pulling unlike you with one.

Edited to add:
But I'll race you in my 2wd in the rain. Or in a large open field in the snow or ice. I'd put my money on myself.
For enough money... I would let you drive mine and I'd drive yours, then I'd win in yours. But it would have to be enough to replace my truck.