The frogs are dieing!

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Old Jan 12, 2006 | 10:08 PM
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The frogs are dieing!

I heard on the news just now that the frogs are dieing, and that it should be a sign for whats to come for humans? what the??
 
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Old Jan 12, 2006 | 10:17 PM
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Well I dont know I have never heard of any dying frogs, so hows about you include a link from that stations website so we have some info to find a direction to research?
 
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Old Jan 12, 2006 | 10:19 PM
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It was from Fox eight news. Something about global warming giving the frogs some kind of skin infection.
 
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Old Jan 12, 2006 | 10:23 PM
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Originally Posted by mountaineer02v8
I heard on the news just now that the frogs are dieing, and that it should be a sign for whats to come for humans? what the??
This is correct.
We have moved among you undetected.
Now we have perfected a virus that has proven lethal to amphibians.
Resistance is futile.
We will begin to eradicate the human male species, shortly.

MARS NEEDS WOMEN!
 
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Old Jan 12, 2006 | 10:25 PM
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Originally Posted by Raoul
This is correct.
We have moved among you undetected.
Now we have perfected a virus that has proven lethal to amphibians.
Resistance is futile.
We will begin to eradicate the human male species, shortly.

MARS NEEDS WOMEN!
 
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Old Jan 12, 2006 | 10:52 PM
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then you need to go to Venus, i think they need men, but are to afraid to admit it.

Good luck on your venture.
 
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Old Jan 14, 2006 | 01:22 AM
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Crap!! I knew the frogs wre dying in September 2003. My son & I were on a motorcycle trip to Milwaukee for the HD 100th Anniversary and one night we were scootin' along the Michigan Peninsula and suddenly all these little yellow frogs were committing suicide by jumping in front of us. They sure do "POP" when you hit them.
 
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Old Jan 15, 2006 | 02:26 PM
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...suddenly all these little yellow frogs were committing suicide by jumping in front of us. They sure do "POP" when you hit them.
EEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWW!
We had a similar experience a couple years ago. While driving up our road all these frogs were jumping out in front of the car. My wife was driving and was weaving, trying to avoid hitting the frogs.
My brother in law was following, doing the same thing.
As we got out of the car, he commented:
"Boy, you're a bad shot. You missed all the frogs!. Don't worry though, I gottem for you!"
 
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Old Jan 15, 2006 | 04:10 PM
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Probably more hysterical cr@p from the hysterical enviro-nuts. For decades, they've been blaming frog deformities (extra limbs, etc.) on human activity by default, not knowing what really was causing it. But of course, it had to be the mean ol' humans who have polluted poor Gaia / Mother Earth. But -- oops! -- turns out that it's one of Mother Earth's own pure, innocent creatures, the lowly nematode, causing the problem. Seems that nematodes are infecting the developing frog embryos, causing all these weird defects.

Next thing you know, they'll finally figure out that the sun causes global warming.
 

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Old Jan 19, 2006 | 02:29 AM
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And milk causes cancer. Just think of all those breast-fed babies. STOP BREAST-FEEDING!! At least until the kid is old enough to make it's own decidion, like 18 or so.
 
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