A man walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm, looks at his wife, and says:

"This is the pig I sleep with when I'm not with you, my darling."

The wife rolls her eyes and says: "If you weren't such an idiot, you'd realize that is a sheep!"

The husband looks at her a moment and replies:

















"If you weren't such an idiot, you'd realize I wasn't talking to you!"