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From: south western NYS Latitude: 42.34 N, Longitude: 78.46 W
tonight funny
One Saturday morning I got up early. I put on my long johns. I
dressed quietly. I got my lunch made, grabbed the dog and went to the
garage to hook up the boat to the truck and down the driveway I went.
Coming out of the garage rain is pouring down; it is like a torrential
downpour.
There is snow mixed in with the rain, and the wind is blowing 50mph.
Minutes later, I returned to the garage.
I came back into the house and turned the TV to the weather channel.
I find it's going to be bad weather all day long, so I put the boat
back in the garage, quietly undressed and slipped back into bed. There I
cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and
whispered, "The weather out there is terrible."
To which she sleepily replies, "Can you believe my stupid husband is
out fishing in that ****??"
dressed quietly. I got my lunch made, grabbed the dog and went to the
garage to hook up the boat to the truck and down the driveway I went.
Coming out of the garage rain is pouring down; it is like a torrential
downpour.
There is snow mixed in with the rain, and the wind is blowing 50mph.
Minutes later, I returned to the garage.
I came back into the house and turned the TV to the weather channel.
I find it's going to be bad weather all day long, so I put the boat
back in the garage, quietly undressed and slipped back into bed. There I
cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and
whispered, "The weather out there is terrible."
To which she sleepily replies, "Can you believe my stupid husband is
out fishing in that ****??"
I love it!!
