Yea, like that was going to work...
You wanna hear dumb, I got one for you. My friends wife was shopping downtown Chicago. She was walking from one store to another and passed her car. She sees a parking ticket on the car and gets a little pissed and removes it from the windshield. She places the ticket in her purse and continues to shop at other stores. She’s done for the day, comes to the car and sitting there waiting for her is a newer parking ticket. She was too stupid to just leave the ticket and have a “free” rest of the day. Now that, ladies and gentlemen, is a dummy.
Same woman in the car with her boyfriend whom is being pulled over by a Chicago Patty Wagon. Her boyfriend gets the ticket and is pulling away from the curb. She looks at him and says, “Wow, I didn’t know that an ambulance can pull you over.”
So many stories about her, so little time.
Same woman in the car with her boyfriend whom is being pulled over by a Chicago Patty Wagon. Her boyfriend gets the ticket and is pulling away from the curb. She looks at him and says, “Wow, I didn’t know that an ambulance can pull you over.”
So many stories about her, so little time.





