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From: SW MO
Originally Posted by jamzwayne
closer....try a little reverse psychology on her.
Buy a shirt that is extremely too small for her and have it gift wrapped with a big pretty red bow. Also, have a back-up shirt that will fit her (unwrapped).
When she opens the gift and she sees this tiny little shirt..ask her if the shirt fits her.
If she gets upset...you still have the back-up shirt.
Buy a shirt that is extremely too small for her and have it gift wrapped with a big pretty red bow. Also, have a back-up shirt that will fit her (unwrapped).
When she opens the gift and she sees this tiny little shirt..ask her if the shirt fits her.
If she gets upset...you still have the back-up shirt.
I gotta be careful. Just had this argument the other night. When I tease her, she says I'm being "mean", but whenever she or her sisters tease me, "they're just having fun, nothing to get upset about".
I was recently dubbed Kong by sisters. Since I'm 6'2" and they're less than 5', and I'm "slightly" hairy, and Kong rhymes with both their husbands names... So, I almost fit in now...
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From: Lost some where in the middle of the Ozark Mountains!
Originally Posted by jamzwayne
I knew someone would say that.....You have to be smarter then the woman. If she tries to turn it around and say, "are you calling me fat"....you say, "No, but I think you were calling me fat. I know what size you wear, here's the real shirt, I bought for you. I am simply trying to prove a point."
If she gets upset about that.....I guarantee she'll get over it.
If she gets upset about that.....I guarantee she'll get over it.
RJS already hit on the self esteem issue with her statement.
It's not about her getting upset, it's about making her feel like you think she is fat, so she quits eating and develops health problems. Then it's no longer funny. She might not even seem upset or bothered at the time...
That's to dangerous of territory to be playing games in.
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From: Your moms house
Originally Posted by PSS-Mag
I wouldn't have a problem with her getting upset... That would make me laugh harder.
RJS already hit on the self esteem issue with her statement.
It's not about her getting upset, it's about making her feel like you think she is fat, so she quits eating and develops health problems. Then it's no longer funny. She might not even seem upset or bothered at the time...
That's to dangerous of territory to be playing games in.
RJS already hit on the self esteem issue with her statement.
It's not about her getting upset, it's about making her feel like you think she is fat, so she quits eating and develops health problems. Then it's no longer funny. She might not even seem upset or bothered at the time...
That's to dangerous of territory to be playing games in.
Alrighty then...I agree with UC 100% now. A skinny chick that thinks she's fat needs to see a doctor.
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From: Lost some where in the middle of the Ozark Mountains!
Originally Posted by closer9
I even used the correct spelling of too for you... 
Here I'm trying to help you out... and you've got to be critical.
LOL
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From: Lost some where in the middle of the Ozark Mountains!
I retract my statement......
When I go in my closet to put on a shirt and it no longer fits.... then I say that I out grew the shirt (synonym for "I don't fit the shirt anymore").
That's been happening ALOT the last few months. So I'll agree with her when it's used clothes.
When I go in my closet to put on a shirt and it no longer fits.... then I say that I out grew the shirt (synonym for "I don't fit the shirt anymore").
That's been happening ALOT the last few months. So I'll agree with her when it's used clothes.
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From: NH
This reminds me of my X-wife when every now and then she would ask:
”Honey, do you think I am fat?”
My reply would be:
”Well, that’s a stupid question to ask…”
You can tell them over and over they are not fat and they want to talk about it for hours. Mind you she wasn’t fat at all. Sometimes I really felt like saying ”YES, now shut up… or like that commercial ”You betcha…
”Honey, do you think I am fat?”
My reply would be:
”Well, that’s a stupid question to ask…”
You can tell them over and over they are not fat and they want to talk about it for hours. Mind you she wasn’t fat at all. Sometimes I really felt like saying ”YES, now shut up… or like that commercial ”You betcha…
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From: Hammer Lane
Originally Posted by 01 XLT Sport
This reminds me of my X-wife when every now and then she would ask:
”Honey, do you think I am fat?”
My reply would be:
”Well, that’s a stupid question to ask…”
You can tell them over and over they are not fat and they want to talk about it for hours. Mind you she wasn’t fat at all. Sometimes I really felt like saying ”YES, now shut up… or like that commercial ”You betcha…
”Honey, do you think I am fat?”
My reply would be:
”Well, that’s a stupid question to ask…”
You can tell them over and over they are not fat and they want to talk about it for hours. Mind you she wasn’t fat at all. Sometimes I really felt like saying ”YES, now shut up… or like that commercial ”You betcha…
You should have said, "No Baby, it's just the jeans you're wearing."
Guaranteed peace and quiet for a week.
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From: Lost some where in the middle of the Ozark Mountains!
Originally Posted by Odin's Wrath
You should have said, "No Baby, it's just the jeans you're wearing."
Guaranteed peace and quiet for a week.
Guaranteed peace and quiet for a week.
Now.. in all my wisdom.. I look her straignht in the eye and say,
"Baby... you know it's all about "the Badonkadonk"! With your Badonkadonk... it makes everyone else want to honky tonk with your badonkadonk too. So why dont you put on a little weight so I don't have to be so jealous!"
