Mr. Murphy
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From: Susquehanna Valley, pa.
Mr. Murphy
as observed by Mr. Murphy!
Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease,
your nose will begin to itch.
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Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least
accessible corner.
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Law of the Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy
signal.
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Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were late for work because
you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.
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Variation Law: If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were
in will start to move faster than the one you are in now. (works every
time) Same law applies to the grocery store, the bank and any other
line.
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Bath Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone
rings.
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Law of Close Encounters: The probability of meeting someone you know
increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
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Law of the Result: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't
work, it will.
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Law of Biomechanics: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional
to the reach.
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Theater Rule: At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the
aisle arrive last.
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Law of Coffee: As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss
will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
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Murphy's Law of Lockers: If there are only two people in a locker room,
they will have adjacent lockers.
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Law of Dirty Rugs/Carpets: The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich
of landing face down on a floor covering are directly correlated to the
newness and cost of the carpet/rug.
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Law of Location: No matter where you go, there you are.
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Law of Logical Argument: Anything is possible if you don't know what you
are talking about.
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Oliver's Law: A closed mouth gathers no feet.
Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease,
your nose will begin to itch.
......................
Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least
accessible corner.
....................
Law of the Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy
signal.
.......................
Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were late for work because
you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.
........................
Variation Law: If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were
in will start to move faster than the one you are in now. (works every
time) Same law applies to the grocery store, the bank and any other
line.
.........................
Bath Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone
rings.
.......................
Law of Close Encounters: The probability of meeting someone you know
increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
........................
Law of the Result: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't
work, it will.
........................
Law of Biomechanics: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional
to the reach.
........................
Theater Rule: At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the
aisle arrive last.
.........................
Law of Coffee: As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss
will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
.......................
Murphy's Law of Lockers: If there are only two people in a locker room,
they will have adjacent lockers.
........................
Law of Dirty Rugs/Carpets: The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich
of landing face down on a floor covering are directly correlated to the
newness and cost of the carpet/rug.
.........................
Law of Location: No matter where you go, there you are.
.........................
Law of Logical Argument: Anything is possible if you don't know what you
are talking about.
.........................
Oliver's Law: A closed mouth gathers no feet.
How true!!!!