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From: Burleson/Athens/Brownsboro, TX
Originally Posted by vader716
Yea those are usually the guys crying about something.....easy to pick em out...
And UC....that's funny....should be your standard greeting.
And UC....that's funny....should be your standard greeting.
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Originally Posted by SAJEFFC
It sucks....just ask KC. 
Well here's another perfectly good thread hijacked all to hell. 
Well here's another perfectly good thread hijacked all to hell.
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Originally Posted by SAJEFFC
It sucks....just ask KC. Well here's another perfectly good thread hijacked all to hell.
Well here's another perfectly good thread hijacked all to hell. gotta break the new ones in right....
a thread that stays on topic is just not allowed.
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From: Flower Mound TEXAS
a friend just emailed me this I gotta share it:
Killing time at Wal-mart
15 Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner is taking their Sweet time:
1) Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
2) Set all the alarm clocks in House wares to go off at 2-minute Intervals.
3) Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4) Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in house wares and see what happens.
5) Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6) Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7) Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8) When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alon! e?'
9) Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10) While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
11) Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12) In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13) Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!"
14) When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"
(And; last, but not least!)
15) Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and, then, yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"
Killing time at Wal-mart
15 Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner is taking their Sweet time:
1) Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
2) Set all the alarm clocks in House wares to go off at 2-minute Intervals.
3) Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4) Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in house wares and see what happens.
5) Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6) Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7) Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8) When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alon! e?'
9) Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10) While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
11) Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12) In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13) Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!"
14) When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"
(And; last, but not least!)
15) Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and, then, yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"
