relationship advice (VERY long post) bare with me
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From: the moral high ground
Originally Posted by wstahlm80
... I am trying to decide if I should by some new dress pants for work/banquets....or if I should just buy another suit....what advice would you recommend?
That way when you have to climb out a window real fast because someone just showed up from a four hour drive, you'll still have another pair of pants at home to go with the jacket.
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From: Pikesville, MD
This is where I met this girl named Jenny.
I would do what Forrest did....RUN....
Run across the country once or twice....see if that helps you clear your head...that and you wont have any problems with your vehicles....instead we'll get...
"I've got these Nikes and the soles keep peeling off. I've taken them back to the store twice and they've reglued them but it keeps pulling off. I called Nike and they said sorry it is out of warranty. So do I buy a new pair or try another place that says they have stronger glue? I'm seriously thinking of going with Reebok!!!"
PS...I'd bare with you but I'm at work at they have this dress code thingie....sorry...
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From: the moral high ground
Originally Posted by vader716
For some reason Forrest Gump popped into my mind....sounds just like that relationship....
I would do what Forrest did....RUN....
Run across the country once or twice....see if that helps you clear your head...that and you wont have any problems with your vehicles....instead we'll get...
I would do what Forrest did....RUN....
Run across the country once or twice....see if that helps you clear your head...that and you wont have any problems with your vehicles....instead we'll get...
I got two words for you, Forrest.....
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Originally Posted by mountaineer02v8
as she is still a virgin and won't have sex till she's married. Which I doesn't bother me though
After the third week of no nookie ... you should have sent her packing.
To me that’s like going to a barbeque and just eating the salad.
And before you say anything...there are just so many hummjobs taken before that gets old, and those are what fill in the waiting time for the first three weeks.
Please, go find someone that will make you hear the squeaks and rattles of your bed to keep your mind off of the squeaks and rattles of your car.
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I say let her go T-man. She really is using you as a security blanket. What you really need to find is a female(hopefully 
) motorhead. That way you can take care of "business" and she can help keep your junk...I mean vehicles... running! 
) motorhead. That way you can take care of "business" and she can help keep your junk...I mean vehicles... running!
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Originally Posted by Raoul
I think the whole situation is a garage door waiting for a place to happen.
that's assuming she's even a real person.
after 2 threads in 2 weeks of mechanical problems with the Mountaineer, ol' Triton figures he will come up with some other fictitious situation.
Jenny is an imaginary friend. The truck runs fine. He doesn't even own a garage.
Its all BS.
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From: Burleson/Athens/Brownsboro, TX
Originally Posted by J-150
that's assuming she's even a real person.
after 2 threads in 2 weeks of mechanical problems with the Mountaineer, ol' Triton figures he will come up with some other fictitious situation.
Jenny is an imaginary friend. The truck runs fine. He doesn't even own a garage.
Its all BS.
after 2 threads in 2 weeks of mechanical problems with the Mountaineer, ol' Triton figures he will come up with some other fictitious situation.
Jenny is an imaginary friend. The truck runs fine. He doesn't even own a garage.
Its all BS.
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It is not BS.
Jenny has mechanical problems, the truck is fictitious and he's been dating a garage four hours away.
Jenny has mechanical problems, the truck is fictitious and he's been dating a garage four hours away.
Last edited by Raoul; Dec 12, 2005 at 12:57 PM. Reason: too many titi in fictitious
