Alright ,I been having a problem with my F150. I searched to no avail from this board and through the TSB’s. Its been happening intermittent for the last three or so years but it always gets worse around Christmas time. The first time this happened was at the Chicago Bears game three years ago, and the last time was at the shopping mall yesterday. Ok, here it is: I will park my truck in a stall in the parking lot and go and do what I have to do. Then when I come back out, it’s never where I left it. At the Bears game I looked for an hour and finally found her parked next to a young FX4. One time at O’Hare Airport, again, she wasn’t where I parked her, she was found next to a young and pretty F250. So at the mall yesterday I parked her and went into a coffee shop, I drank the whole cup of coffee, never taking my eyes off of her, at least 20 minutes. I figure for sure so was going to take off but she didn’t. So after two hours of shopping, went to the parking spot and that bitch was gone. After a half hour I found her next to another F250 no more than a month old. I have had it so I was going to have my friend follow me to the shopping mall to see what I deal with, but I never found my keys. Any help would be great.

 

Your problem is to much RED Kool-Aid so stop drinking it…

 

At least she does not wander to the dealers in town if she should become a run away, I sujest wheel locks.

That not working, try confinment in a single garage.

Hope all goes well.

 

I think you've omitted telling us about the beers you're drinking while watching the game, shopping, etc. Your truck knows when you've been tipping them back and it will try to make you walk it off by moving from where you parked it.

 

not promising I will stop, I got this telle kinetic ossmoesis think down now, you can blame me once you find your truck at the Burger king..

 

Ask for a 'Denver Boot' for Christmas.

MR

 

Dennis? Dennis?

Gone for a year or more, then begins posting again.

Can it be?

Welcome home!

 

Nope, not Dennis.
But now I will have to read some of his stuff.

 

Shoot. It's only been a year? Was trying for two!

Actually had computer crashes, new computers, lost list of all my passwords. I'd come and read every so often but just wasn't motivated to re-register or ask for a new password. Found my passwords file the other day, so decided to check in.