This guy Jeorgan has to be the funniest ***** I have read in a long-long-long time... A horse-long time...

I could not help myself- I was laughing my **** off, right here at work; so much so that people were askign me wht I was laughing at.. I had to tell them it was something a frend of mine had written me.

Damm; I'm light-headed from all that laughing... Jeezuz H. Kriest... I don't know what was worse, holding in the laugh- which made me feel like my freaking tonsils were going to rupture, or actually laughing until tears started rolling... Dayum, that was good... I haven't laughed like that in years... Thanks Racerchick...

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Speaking of dudes *******ing with animals, and something getting the attention it deserved after a death; did you hear about that beastiality ring up in Seattle that got busted when a guy got boinked to death by a horse?

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You can read about it here. (Not really- I wasn't about to click on that link from work)

The guy gets ****ing skewered on this gigantic 3-foot long horse kork, and then bleeds to death before they can get him to the hospital. Well, I guess the police do some investigating, probably trying to figure out why there was fur and hay attached to all the blood on this dude’s ****, and they eventually trace everything back to this farm where they find hundreds of videos of guy’s getting ****ed by horses, including the dead guy.

Apparently he had gotten ****ed by horses many times and never had a problem. It was just this one last pushy horse that did him in. See, I guess the key to safely getting ****ed in the **** by a horse, is that you can’t let the horse stick it all the way in.

You can see in the video where this guy’s friend is guiding the horse’s kork into his ****, and tries to hold the middle of it with his fist to stop it from going in too deep, sort of like how chicks do when they’re giving h**d to keep from gagging.

Shockingly, this giant horse kork goes into this dude’s butt hole with no resistance whatsoever.
Obviously, this wasn’t his first rodeo. (Sorry, I couldn’t help myself there)
The horse allows the guy to hold his full thrust back for exactly 3 seconds, and then just takes over and lunges into this guys ****, ***** deep.

It is EASILY the most disturbing thing I’ve ever seen in my ****ing life.

You see this ****ing enormous horse kork, and then you see the size of this dude’s body, then you see the enormous horse kork disappear in this dude’s ****, and then you do the math.
There’s just no ****ing way everything is going to be OK.

The guy makes a groan that can only be described as a combination of the sounds that you would make if you were taking a massive schidt, while at the same time getting kicked in the *****, and punched in the throat.
The best part about it is that his friend asks him several times “Too much?”
Ummm… what the **** do you think?

 

I just saw the video...

I clicked the link, and it took fifty-leven minutes to download... I thought it was a hoax or something after it never played- so I went on about my business...

Next thing I know, it pops up...

Let me just say- anybody that would do something that stupid, deserves exactly what he/she got, even if it was a ruptured colo-rectal area, and grim death...

Who has a friend that they'd want to witness something like this? I just hope one day, somebody doing something like this, will mate with some animal whose chromosones will line up well enough to cause a pregnancy.

Let them explain that to the CDC...

Now, explain to us again how you came in contact with bull semen....
Well, you see- what had-happened was....

 

Yuck....Didn't watch, not going to watch, have no desire to watch. Disgusting!!!!!!!!

 

I have these vivid images of Goatboy from SNL!!!

There was a vid out with a woman taking it from a donkey... Could you imagine those offspring?!!

The kid would be getting picked on in school and say, "Heehaw...Heehaw...Heehawlways picks on me..."

 

I miss the farm.... JUST KIDDING!!!!!

 

Was it just a rumor, but didn't AIDS start from a man boinking a monkey?

Sorry if this was a dumb thing to ask but I am truly ignorant on the whole beastiality thing...

 

Thats what I heard once...

 

Now that is a vulgar video!

 

you didnt? Did you? ehhh....been avoiding that link like the plague...I'm scared of it.

 

I've heard that before, but they did tell us- when I toured Rottenburg, Germany that men boinking sheep in the middle ages, is how Syphillis got into the human species. Syphillis is a natural disease in sheep, but not in humans- until some guy who wasn't gettign any, decided to take some from a sheep.

I guess later on, he got lucky and got some from a woman; and he spreaded it, and she spreaded it and it continues to spread, and spread, and spread, and is still here today...

These aren't my pix- but this is the city I visited in 1989... They used to have "bathing pools" in the city where they'd bathe publicly (And get freaky publicly, and with everyone) and it's from here, that the tourist guy- said the disease (Syphillis) spread... No pix of that, but they have one there, if you're ever in the area...

 

I did. What was amazing was the depth of the ring and how many were participating.

 

Yea its either Rottenburg or Rottencrotch, one of the two.