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Old Nov 20, 2005 | 11:32 PM
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A couple weeks ago we would have given you 1% if you picked up lunch at Arbys. Today it is at least dinner at the Cracker Barrel - and we are getting appetizers, dessert, and the soda that tastes like an orange creamsicle!

Thanks - we hope you are right! Who knows, if things go well we might be able to afford the Red Lobster!

Dan
 
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Old Nov 21, 2005 | 12:01 AM
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I like this guy!

Anyone who refers to it as The Red Lobster has to be a good ol' boy.

Got to love going to RL, where else can you go and eat next to a lady wearing her bath robe, that talks to herself (maybe the fish.. I'm not real sure who she talks too), and smells funny!

Tell you what, I'm assuming that you met with the Bass Pro purchasers in thier home office in Springfield Mo. Next time you are there, let me know and I will drive in to buy you lunch at Hemmingways, the restaraunt in the Outdoor World Store. It's about $50 a plate so thats what 5-10 shares.
 
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Old Nov 21, 2005 | 12:56 AM
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$50 BUCKS A PLATE FOR LUNCH!!!!! That's what I paid for my wife's engagement ring.

They also have a McDonalds in that Bass Pro Shop - I ate there. I had the Fillet-O-Fish - then I went looking in all the tanks for a square trout.

Tell you what - don't waste your $50 bucks on lunch. Put it toward something practical - like a couple of rubber ball hitch covers that wiggle when you hit the brakes.

(maybe "practical" is too strong a word)

Dan
 
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Old Nov 21, 2005 | 02:08 AM
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FILM IT?! It would be like a redneck Apprentice. Except instead of the "board room", the three partners are packed into a two-man rowboat with a trolling motor and fishing for catfish with a drop line. (We do that every couple of weeks.)

I doubt it would be good family TV though. Especially if my partner Mark has a chili dog before we get on the boat - like he did last time. It was the first time in weeks that the mosquitos stayed away! He ain't right.

If beer and beef jerky companies buy advertising - you might be on to something!
 
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Old Nov 21, 2005 | 05:37 PM
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Yea I haven't ate at Hemmingways in Bass Pro yet either.
Tell you what though, next time your in the area let me know. There is a great little Saloon just down the street from Bass Pro called Lone Star Steak House & Saloon, if I can make it there while your here, then I'll buy you a beer.

Did you go throu the Outdoorsman Museum while you were there?

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FILM IT?! It would be like a redneck Apprentice. Except instead of the "board room", the three partners are packed into a two-man rowboat with a trolling motor and fishing for catfish with a drop line. (We do that every couple of weeks.)

I doubt it would be good family TV though. Especially if my partner Mark has a chili dog before we get on the boat - like he did last time. It was the first time in weeks that the mosquitos stayed away! He ain't right.

That's when you hog tie him and stick his badonk-a-donk out the rear of the boat! (Motor boat)
I think that's what they call an Inboard/outboard set up!

We could always take my twin outboard engine house boat instead!



Aint she a bute?

Drop line?
You guys work to hard for my lazy butt!
Limb lines and jug lines. Once you get them out, go back drink a few beer, then go check 'em! Rebait if needed, then go drink some more beer.

If we're feeling really energetic, we have an old crank phone. We just give the little fishys a call and they all come to visit with us. LOL
 

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Old Nov 23, 2005 | 03:45 PM
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Well I had to go to Wallyworld and pick up a couple for myself er.... Xmas presents.

While in line a guy in front me saw them and just had to get himself a couple as well. Lucky me. It shortened the line.

 
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Old Dec 12, 2005 | 11:11 AM
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Well, I just got back from Wally World (otherwise known as Hell). Couldn't find the Hitch Critters. Asked an employee and he said the store had put them on sale last week and they sold out almost immediately.

I can't get one online and the nearest Bass Pro Shops is over 20 miles away (and I really don't want to fight those crowds or traffic).
 
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Old Dec 12, 2005 | 11:16 AM
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I called the phone number listed on the site and Dan is going to send one out to me today. Yeaaaa!!!!! I don't have to fight the traffic or crowds!
 
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Old Dec 23, 2005 | 05:40 PM
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Did anyone else here end up buying one of these? I just finished wrapping up the fish I got for my dad. I had to try it out on my truck first though, it's a hoot!
 
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Old Dec 23, 2005 | 07:19 PM
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I didn't have time to make it to Bass Pro for my annual chrstmas shopping trip this year, I hadnt seen them in my wal-mart yet etiher. Even looked the other day when I was getting my wifes tire fixed. First time I'd been in wally world for atleast 6 months, went again today and god I hate that place normally, hate it even more at christmas. Took me 2 hours and 30 mins to get 1 thing. ONE SINGLE BLASTED THING!

I will get a Hog when it comes out for myself!
 
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