US Marines Deployed!
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US Marines Deployed!
President Bush has authorized the Joint Chiefs to begin drawing up a battle plan to pull France out of the fire again. Facing an apparent overwhelming force of up to 400 pissed off teenagers Mr. Bush doubts France's ability to hold them off.
"Hell, if the last two world wars are any indication, I would expect France to surrender any day now", said Bush.
Joint Chiefs head, Gen. Peter Pace, warned the President that it might be necessary to send up to 5 marines to get things under control. The general admitted that 5 marines may be overkill but he wanted to get this thing under control within 24 hours of arriving on scene. He stated he was having a hard time finding even one marine to help those ungrateful bastards out for a third time but thought that he could persuade a few women marines to do the job before they went on pregnancy leave.
"Hell, if the last two world wars are any indication, I would expect France to surrender any day now", said Bush.
Joint Chiefs head, Gen. Peter Pace, warned the President that it might be necessary to send up to 5 marines to get things under control. The general admitted that 5 marines may be overkill but he wanted to get this thing under control within 24 hours of arriving on scene. He stated he was having a hard time finding even one marine to help those ungrateful bastards out for a third time but thought that he could persuade a few women marines to do the job before they went on pregnancy leave.
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AP and UPI reported today that the French government announced that it has raised its terror alert level from "Run" to "Hide." The only two higher levels in France are "Collaborate" and "Surrender". The raise was precipitated by a recent fire which destroyed France's white flag factory, thereby disabling its military.
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UPDATE:
Today the French President has raised the terror alert level from Stage-I (Run) to Stage-II (Hide). There are still two more levels to fall back on, if the situation worsens. Stage-III (Collaborate) and Stage IV (Surrender).
Today the French President has raised the terror alert level from Stage-I (Run) to Stage-II (Hide). There are still two more levels to fall back on, if the situation worsens. Stage-III (Collaborate) and Stage IV (Surrender).
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Originally Posted by RamSS/T
Say what you want....we have to thank the French for inventing the BJ! Sure we improved it by coming up the idea of letting a woman do it, but still they should get credit for inventing it.
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"I would rather have a German division in front of me than a French one behind me." —General George S. Patton
"Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordion." —Norman Schwartzkopf
"Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordion." —Norman Schwartzkopf
