Great progress Jamz....you are now past the denial stage....

 

I dont remember being in denial. I am glad I got a V6.

 

There you go....falling off the wagon again....

 

Hopefully he didnt lose his job. Does he have a family? Kids?

 

Tell everyone bye... that is kind of harsh isn't it? I hope the big guy can shake whatever is bothering him. Hopefully it is nothing too serious.

 

I think it is all an act.....he is trying to get us to build up pity for him....well....he ain't gonna get none from me....

 

I'm half expecting a big DMK pic to pop up in this thread any minute now....c'mon D, don't let us down ya big heifer!

 

Nope, you are not in denial, you are just slow with that V-6.


PS---I do NOT want to hear anything about gas mileage!

 

My theory is that he is having HUGE money problems because I bought him $20 worth of lotto tickets a few weeks back and he thought he was gonna win....so he bought $300 mil worth of schitt and now is running from the law because I bought him $20 worth of losing tickets....


RUN DEZERVIT......RUN!!!!

 

Nah....MI laws prevents him from doing so...


Come on D....we are better than doing it alone...we can be compassionate and give a good ear if need be...lean on us....when you're not strong...

[breaks into steve wonder head bob]

[background has all us regulars shoulder to shoulder swaying together]

Sometimes in our lives, we all have pain, we all have sorrow.
But if we are wise, we know that there's always tomorrow.
Lean on us , when you're not strong and We’ll be your friend.
We’ll help you carry on, for it won't be long 'til We’re gonna need somebody
to lean on.
Please swallow your pride, if have things you need to borrow.
For no one can fill those needs that you won't let show.
You just call on us brother when you need a hand.
We all need somebody to lean on.
We just might have a problem that you'll understand.
We all need somebody to lean on.
Lean on us when you't not strong, and We’ll be your friend.
We’ll help you carry on, for it won't be long 'til I'm gonna' need
somebody to lean on.
You just call on us brother if you need a friend.
We all need somebody to lean on.
We just might have a problem that you'll understand.
We all need somebody to lean on.
If there is a load you have to bear that you can't carry.
I'm right up the road, We’ll share your load if you just call us .
Call us ( if you need a friend)
Call us


alright maybe we can't be serious but we can make you laugh....

 

To much emotion for me. Im the new Dzervit.

 

Did he wreck the Tan Terror? Lose his job? Get married? Damn.

 

D,

Sorry if I was a little harsh on you in "The Thread". You were being a jerkoff to that new member though. I understand we all have our bad days and frustrations and you have to let em' out somewhere, sometime. Hurry back man, no hard feelings.

Sincerely,

Peace...

 

I'll bet he's just screwing with everyone. I wouldn't be too concerned about him, he will work out whatever it is(if anything) and come back talking smack like normal....just my 2 cents.

 

D:

I am not sorry for any harsh words I spewed in your general direction....in fact....if I were to have the chance to say mean things again....I would increase their toxicity and include a swift kick to the *****....

- Bill

P.S. I thought I told you that when a hooker says she is "fixed" it does not mean that you should leave the condom in the wallet....